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Shut up its our song...
21:28 Dec 30 2005
Times Read: 736


THE CURE

Just Like Heaven



"Show me how you do that trick

The one that makes me scream" she said

"The one that makes me laugh" she said

And threw her arms around my neck

"Show me how you do it and I promise you

I promise that I'll run away with you

I'll run away with you"



Spinning on that dizzy edge

I kissed her face and kissed her head

And dreamed of all the different ways I had

To make her glow

"Why are you so far away?" she said

"Why won't you ever know that I'm in love with you?

That I'm in love with you?"



You

Soft and only

You

Lost and lonely

You

Strange as angels

Dancing in the deepest oceans

Twisting in the water

You're just like a dream...



Daylight licked me into shape

I must have been asleep for days

And moving lips to breathe her name

I opened up my eyes

And found myself alone

Alone

Alone above a raging sea

That stole the only girl I loved

And drowned her deep inside of me



You

Soft and only

You

Lost and lonely

You

Just like heaven

POT
22:06 Dec 29 2005
Times Read: 737

I need some pot

OH I love my Job
01:14 Dec 26 2005
Times Read: 745

I love my job, I got to give a dog its christmas gift

MR BUNGLE
23:54 Dec 22 2005
Times Read: 757

Squeeze Me Macaroni Lyrics





I wanna lock Betty Crocker in the kitchen

And knock her upper during supper

Clutter up her butter gutter

Hostess Ding Dong wrapped an eggroll around my wong

While Dolly Madison proceded to ping my pong

Your Milky Way is M'n'M in your britches

And I'll tell you Baby Ruth it looks mighty delicious

Keep blowing my gum, cuz here I come

I'm gonna get you all sticky with my Bubble Yum



Knick knack paddywhack and give your dog a bone, baby



I was givin' some head to some french bread

It was a four course orgy on the spread of my bed

French kissin' french fries in my Fruit of the Looms

I get deeper penetration with a fork and a spoon



I got yogurt meat loaf smeared all over my ass

I stick my weiner in two buns and and then give it the gas

Sour cream from my spleen into Levi jeans

Gonna bust the seams with my refried beans



Ronald McDonald just loves to be fondled

With Big Mac he'll fuck it like a Chicken McNugget

Colonel Sanders wants to goose Granny's loose caboose

He's gonna give her a boost with that Kentucky fried juice

Sooper doop poop scoop, loop de loop, chicken coop

Shoot some hoop, top sirloin from the groin

Topped with dick cheese, sneeze, wheeze,

From the skeez disease, wooi!



Take a dump, baby, squirt some gravy

Pour some sugar on me, honey, make it brown & runny

Give a little Flavor Flav, back from the grave

Gonna burn some toast, pump some humpin' rump roast



Knick knack paddywhack, jump in the sack, in fact

Jerk the smack and crack Jack from the back

Bananarama or ramabanana

Fuckin' Barry Manilow on the Copa Cabana



Squeeze me macaroni, slop your face with my bologna



You gotta syphon the spinach, you gotta cream the corn

Sperm scrambles the eggs and a meal is born

Cookin' like a beginner, but I'm goin' up in her

I had Fritos for lunch I'm havin' bush for dinner

Chef Boyardee and the Three Muskateers

Shove Charleston Chews in their rears like queers

"Holy moly, guacamole!" said my Chips Ahoy

I'm gonna pinch a ravioli on the Pillsbury dough boy



Knick knack paddywhack and give your dog a boner, baby



We came to pottie...we came to pottie down your throat

22:13 Dec 21 2005
Times Read: 758


Caught Doing The Numa Numa

ElderDaniel's podcast
02:53 Dec 21 2005
Times Read: 759

I just listened to ElderDaniel's podcast, I don't think I'll ever be the same again. I loved it, Everyone should listen, go to ElderDaniel's journal its "Is this thing on?" # 11

Lions and tigers and bears oh my!
02:46 Dec 10 2005
Times Read: 767

The rave is buzzzzing with the sounds of people talking about the new houses, I am in The House of Umbrae Octo (and proud of it!) I do wonder did any one fight over who they get?

Depeche mode at work
05:55 Dec 08 2005
Times Read: 768

Today the hotel was really slow, so I could hear the radio(I alway hear the music that no one else does) and they played Depeche mode- I just can't get enough. I was playing with two dogs in the play room that has a glass wall (we call it the fish bowl) I started dancing around and singing, I love depeche mode and i was so bored. I look threw the windows on the doors and everyone is standing by the monitor watching me, I was the entertainment for that 2-3 mins

I hate this kind of shit
22:40 Dec 04 2005
Times Read: 774


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whats marrel of you are just a fucking bitch



--- On 14:14:40 - Dec 04 2005 - SuperNovaSuicide wrote ---



I dont give a fuck what u think u know, I dont know u, how dare u



--- On 14:13:05 - Dec 04 2005 - monspell wrote ---



because when isee a girl face i know that girl love sex or not



--- On 14:07:22 - Dec 04 2005 - SuperNovaSuicide wrote ---



why do u think its ok to ask me that question



--- On 14:02:07 - Dec 04 2005 - monspell wrote ---



you love sex SuperNovaSuicide??



--- On 13:58:28 - Dec 04 2005 - SuperNovaSuicide wrote ---



thats it



--- On 13:54:50 - Dec 04 2005 - monspell wrote ---



because your face so sexyyyyyyyyy



--- On 16:32:41 - Dec 02 2005 - SuperNovaSuicide wrote ---



I bet u say that to everyone





--- On 12:48:23 - Dec 02 2005 - monspell wrote ---



please give me a reason to stop my self thinkin of youuuuuuuuu