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Tired of psycho phone nuts.



I am aware that my grammar & spelling are horrid. Honestly it's more of a lazy thing on my part. I know better but just can't find or make time to do better. However I have learned that around work I'm far from the worst.



Hopital Slang:

(About 50% Employees/50% patient calls)



Gassett become Gasket



or



Roy become Rory



or



Remattie becomes Rowmattie



or



Faria becomes ferrari





I think the guy on the phone just said:



" Either I got a grapefruit inside me or the crazy root just died"



I wanted to tell him it was probably the crazy root, but I sent him to X-Ray instead.





I think I might have wrote more journal entries today than ever before..lol