Well tonight was pretty normal. The curse of me & Dr. L struck again. Anytime we work together it's nuts all night long & of course we get the stupidest things.
Then to top the night off, the old drug seeking hag comes in. It's only been 2 days since her last adventure with us. She is complaining of insomnia, mind you the entire time she is telling me this I have to keep waking her up. I had to bite my tongue to keep me from telling her to take her bitch ass home, close her eyes & she might get some damn sleep. No seriously I started to just quit waking her up to complete her chart & instead let her get some sleep. Would have been funny watching her ass slowly slide out of the chair & hit the floor.....haha damn.
Okay so tonight is just freaky as hell. So I'm at work, it's randomly boring from time to time. People are coming in for the stupidest things...wtf did everyone turn into morons over night. Then oh yes it gets better...haha I just got cussed slap the hell out & guess what it's a wrong #, but I think the chick is to drunk to realize she called the hospital. I told her a few times. Then I just started going okay, I couldn't help but laugh. I think me laughing just made her more pissed tho, so finally I hung up. Whoever left her where ever they left her, they are in deep crap..Of course she's probably actually about 5 ft, tiny as a tooth pick & sweet as pie in person...lol Oh yeah & something bit the crap out of me last night. I have no idea what it was. I'm going to guess & say a spider, that shit is itching like crazy & I'm getting this big red place on my leg...errr damn it. I hate spiders.
Ooh, you're a dark one. Sitting in the corner, singing to yourself, playing with matches and twitching. Most of the time you instinctively avoid company, and if you're forced into close proximity, things do not go well. You can probably stop stabbing that teddybear now. It's not going anywhere.What's your malfunction?
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