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Haven't been on The Rave so much lately. Trying to reduce my time spent on my ass.

GOt a bit of time to myself so I'm attempting to get back into shape...into a work out routine that I can maintain once I get busy again.

And of course...i wouldnt mind smoothing out my thighs a bit. made the mistake of picking up a women's magazine the other day.. man...the stuff they suggest.

i'm supposed to drink cranbury juice, take 450mg of butcher's broom a day, and rub grapefruit oil and coffee grounds on my ass...

OR i can lay out $145 for 4 oz of magic cream...of which i'll probably need to smear on myself at a rate of a half oz a day...

thank god i'm not so out of it yet that i can't just step my up my aerobic activity a bit and sort things out...

although...since this is my journal...i can probably admit that i'm thinking about trying the coffee ground thing...

ah cellulite...i dont want you getting the better of me yet.

anyways...matlock is almost over (i dont normally watch , but this one has dick van dyke as a guest star...he's one of my favorite jackasses.) so i'm going to run.