Friend: Are you saying I wake up to people I fucking befriend on the interenet?!
Friend: What the fuck.
Slain: LMFAO
Friend: Call me a Whore more
Slain: I didn't say that at all.
Friend: I fucking dare you.
Friend: -.-
Slain: But I didn't.
Slain: I can't do more of something I have not done to begin with. It's logically impossible.
Friend: Ugh..I'm going to need tea for this day.
Friend: ~Shakes head~
Slain: I.E... Lets assume you were In the kitchen.. Ok.. That's just silly. You ARE in the kitchen. And you make a sandwich. THEN it is possible for you to make ONE MORE sandwich after that. BUT if you had not started the laundry... There's no way you could do MORE laundry as you never started any. So it is impossible to do more of something that you never did. And it's okay... Since you made and are making one more sandwich, it can slide that you didn't do any laundry yet.
Slain: Why do you need tea?
Friend: . . . . . . .
#ijustdothings
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queenofchaos
05:05 Aug 21 2019
#nightmare