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There once was a man from Nan Tucket

He one day tripped over a bucket

He then bent ov er to tuck it

Then finally he just said "fuck it"

and then he died.



It's a true story folks. I looked for it and I found that it wasn't just a silly song.



There once was a man from Nan Tucket

Who soon met the girl from Nan Tucket

She wouldn't stop bitching so he said "fuck it"

He shot her. She died.



I don't know about this one but I'm sure it has happened.