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Two men waiting at the gates of Heaven strike up a

conversation.

"How did you die?" the first man asks the second.

"I froze to death," says the second.

"That's awful," says the first man. "How does it feel to

freeze to death?"

"It's very uncomfortable at first", says the second man.

"But in the end it isn't too bad. How did you die?"

"I had a heart attack," says the first man. "I knew my wife

was cheating on me, so one day I went home unexpectedly. I

found her alone in the bedroom, doing some knitting. Then I

ran all over the house looking for the man, starting in the

basement, but just as I got to the attic, I had a massive

heart attack and died."

The second man shakes his head. "That's so ironic."

"What do you mean?" asks the first man.



"If you had only stopped to look in the freezer, we'd both

still be alive."