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Are YOU a Vampire?00:02 Aug 02 2009
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Hello! This is a thing I found on one of the websites that are found in the VR ads...I'll put the URL later...and I looked through it, and decided to take the "big challenge." Frankly, I don't think that this says anything about whether you are a real vampire or not, although it is still pretty accurate.
If you want, feel free to take it as well. I just did it for some fun.
1. Do you have unusually pale skin? You don't have to be white, to be pale. If yes then cook up one or two (depending on size) medium rare steaks (the best way to do this) if by the time your done enjoying the second one you have a new pinkish color throughout your body that you haven’t had in awhile, read no farther you are a real vampire. Humans can’t digest blood let alone get color from it, real vampires do.
However the extra work involved in trying to eat medium rare or rare meat can cause a temporary pink color to the skin which is otherwise known as being flushed. Temporarily being flushed is not the color that is being referred to when a vampire gets color from the blood in the steak. Takes a lot less human blood then animal blood to get the same effect but animal blood is way easier to get.) If you were white before and still are see a doctor. Odds are you aren't a real vampire, you’re just malnourished, and they can help.
First off...What? Second off, yes, yes I AM pale...
2. Have you been told by professionals that your lucky that you survived a few things that you survived with pretty much just a scratch or a cut?
I was told by a cop that I was lucky to alive...from three different car crashes...with NO scratches on me, just hurt pride...does that count?
3. Are you a naturally strong magic/energy user self taught, self realized?
Very much so
4. As a kid, were you the strongest, smartest, or quickest kid in the class, and around 16 years of age maybe all 3?
Yes...I also threatened this chick named Hope Caldwell that I would drain her dry because I was a vampire...in the third grade.
5. Did your dad disappear from your life while you were at a young age? (note 52% of vampires out of a large range of vampires have said yes to this, that includes people who believe they are real vampires however may not really be one.) Click for one theory on how this is vampire related, truth about the ''Vampire Community'' or Click here to give a response.
I wish he had...but no...
6. Do people often tell you that you look very young for your age, or that they would have never guessed how old you are?
I have been told by a twelve year old that I was young looking for my age...
7. Are you extremely energetic at night time but seemingly around the time the sun comes up you get really tired?
All the time...
8. Are you a slightly quicker healer than most, if not a much quicker healer?
I heal very quickly...it's just the scars that never seem to go away...I hardly bleed either...the cut has to be REALLY deep...
9. Do you have an unusually high tolerance to alcohol and other poisons/toxins?
I have been able to drink half a bottle of vodka straight up along with a few gulps of dr. pepper then a downing of some bacardi...I think so...
10. Do you tend to switch between very social and antisocial frequently?
Yes.
11. Do you rarely get sick, or when you get sick does your body recover quicker than most people?
Yep!
12. Are your six senses more enhanced than most other peoples, i.e. vision, hearing, touch, smell, taste, and intuition?
I have ears of a wolf...although I need glasses, but that is only if a light is on...
13. Do you have extremely good vision in the dark? How many times has some one said it’s too dark they can’t see while you were doing something like reading?
yes, I can see better than most.
14. Do you tend to not be surprised or scared by the typical sudden loud noise in a movie or things like that because you sensed it coming?
I am always waiting for it to happen, and I let it scare me...
15. Do you tend to react to things like catching a falling object or other normally unexpected things at an almost psychic speed? (As if you were expecting it to happen)?
too many times...
16. Do you tend to get a high from human blood? When drinking someone’s blood do you tend to find yourself being able to do something that they could do (that you couldn't do) about 2 weeks after drinking it?
I've tried my best to steer clear from drinking human blood...don't want to get addicted...
17. Are you sensitive to light or the heat from it (ranging from getting a bad headache from the glare to burning very easily)?
EXTREMELY sensitive...5 minutes out in the sun...and I get a burn...heat also gets under my skin...
18. If while your skin is white from lack of enough blood in you, do you bleed quite noticeably less than a person normally should, or more likely not bleed at all?
Again with the "Skin is white because of lack of blood" thing...but no, I don't tend to bleed much unless you REALLY cut me...
19. Are your nails clear like glass, yet very strong?
I don't know...a childhood habit has deteriorated them...
20. Is your bedroom the coldest and darkest room in the house?
yes....
21. A legitimate Vampire is able to safely digest more than 600% of the daily recommended amount of iron (RDA is 18mg 600% of that is 108mg). This can be tested by use of iron pills bought at almost any nutrition store or grocery store.
(always read the warnings on this site).
This is not a question...
22. How often do you look at the person that almost bumped (or bumped) into you and think "you idiot, or people are so stupid" because they didn't know that you were only a couple feet away from them, because you always know when someone is that close to you? (Which when you think about it, you only know because you can sense when someone is that close to you).
All the time...
23. Do you always feel a strong urge to travel?
Sometimes
24. How often does something smell so strong that you can literally taste it, whether it’s a good thing or a bad thing? (little note when most people say it smells so strong that they can taste it, only say it as a figure of speech. and the people that agree with you when you say it rarely can taste it, think I'm wrong. Ask them yourself).
All the flippin' time
25. Can you hear a whisper from across a room?
yes
26. Is there a dark colored ring around the iris (color part) of your eyes? All real vampires have this, however not everyone that has it is a real vampire.
yes, there is.
27. Is there a noticeably different color surrounding the pupil? (Inner part of the color of your eyes.)
yes, that eye color is called "hazel..." Wow...
28. Do the words "come on outside, it's a nice bright sunny day, and there’s a lot of people out," seem more like a bad thing than a good thing to you, as opposed to the guy who said it to you, saying it with a big happy smile?
They do sound bad...
29. According to multiple news articles easily found online, older adults can’t hear this. So far I haven't found some one over 36 non-vamp that can, click to try to hear it. Warning: if you can hear it, it will be loud. (always follow the warnings on this website) My reference for this yahoo homepage/news 6-21-06, and testing it on friends.
I listened...I heard.
30. Regardless of how normal you may consider yourself to be, do you tend to meet a lot of weird people that you quite often hit it off with relatively frequently? (Keep in mind, normal is just a politically correct term for people that have no creativity. And definitely is NOT some thing to be proud of calling yourself).
Do many to count...
31. Do you have a predator instinct that is so strong that, it makes most people seem to act more like herbivores than the omnivores that they consider themselves to be?
I've tried to kill the predator inside me...
32. Does sunlight/bright light in general hurt your eyes and head, most cases to the point of a migraine? (But you can still go out in it). See point 17.
Why do you think I have to wear the glasses? The sun killed my eyes!
33. Do electrical appliances generally tend to hate you?
(Watches mess up often, computers malfunction for no reason, etc).
We just don't ever get along...
34. Are your dreams often extremely vivid and sometimes result in cases of dejavu?
Almost every time I dream.
35. Do people often find you very empathetic to how they feel?
yes.
36. Do people usually either trust you completely or not trust you at all?
Yep!
37. When you will things to happen, do they usually happen?
Yes...and it is sweet!
38. Does your mood have an obvious effect on the mood of others around you? Only count this if it happens to the people that can’t see you. (Especially on babies and animals like cats).
I've noticed changes...
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