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As I sit here typing, I am hit with the strong smell of Obsession perfume. Now, I have a bottle of this stuff way down the hall and round the corner in my bedroom. I haven't used it in awhile and the bottle is capped. So why do I smell it so much? It just comes in waves. But when I'm in the bedroom where the bottle is, I can't smell it at all.



Weird.

Just heard a terrific crash from the apartment upstairs..it sounded like an entire hutch got pushed over (and I own a hutch that once got pushed over, so I know what this sounds like.) I knock on the neighbor's door to see if he's ok, and he opens the door looking like he just got punched in the face. Red and scratched and bleeding, and it looks like he's gonna have a mother of a shiner in the morning.



"I fell over the cat," he said sheepishly. What I heard was his 220 pound body hitting the floor. Cat was no where in sight, under the bed using it for a litter box probably. DAMN that was a loud crash. Two other neighbors came over while I was up there, they'd heard it too. One inquired if the injured guy needed an ice pack for his eye, the other one said "I thought it was the start of the zombie invasion."



"Nah," I said, "zombies come get you while you're asleep, you never hear them." The one who suggested zombies looked at me. "Really? For sure?" "Uh huh," I told him. "Remember the old guy in 208? Zombies got him. He just disappeared one day. Never saw him again."



"Hey," the injured neighbor said," I was told he was moved to a nursing home."



I nodded conspiratorially. "That's what they tell you, so you don't panic." And I walked off. I could hear them talking as I rounded the corner: "She for real?" "Must be. That old dude DID leave all of a sudden, and no one saw him go."



I say zombies.

What is it with Ke$ha, she seems to rouse up some of the most fierce arguments I've seen in a long time. I've seen her appear on various music programs, yet people post some extremely rude comments on her lack of talent. Is she really considered a bad singer? a low-level Lady Gaga? I can't figure it out.