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16:27 Feb 14 2011
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Most Men think they have a command of the English language, but when it comes to communicating with a women, you are way out of your league.
To help my fellow man on this Valentine's day
I would like to give you a small instructional on Womanese.
The Real Definition of Words
When Used By Your Women
1.) Fine -
this means, I am right. This argument is over, You need to shut up.
2.) That's Okay -
One of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think long and hard before deciding when and how you'll pay for your mistake.
3.) Nothing -
The calm before the storm. This means "Something" and you better be on your toes.
Note: Arguments that start with "Nothing" usually end with "Fine" (See #1).
4.) I Just Need Five Minutes -
This means half an hour. (Don't be mad at her about this. It's the same definition for you when it's your turn to do some chores around the house.)
5.) Thanks -
A woman is thanking you. Do not question this or faint. Just say, "You're welcome baby," and let it go.
6.) Loud Sigh -
Not actually a word but rather a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. It means she saw what you just did and she thinks you are an idiot. This will probably lead to her wondering why she is standing here wasting her time arguing with you about "Nothing." (See #3)
7.) Go Ahead -
This is a dare, not permission. (Don't Do It!!)
8.) Don't worry about it, I got it -
The second most dangerous statement a woman can make. It means that a woman has asked a man several times to do something and is now doing it herself. (This will result in you asking at a later date, "What's wrong?"
("For the woman's response, see #3 "Nothing.")
The last and most important thing to know is that a woman always has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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