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22:09 Mar 05 2009
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This was emailed to me...I have no clue who wrote it, but it was too cute and had me laughing!

One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me.

I was maybe 2 1/2 years old. Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a gift and it was one of my favorite toys.

Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought Daddy a little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom came home.

My Dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!' My Mom waited, and sure enough, here I came down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy and she watched him drink it up.

Then she says, (as only a mother would know.. :)

"Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water is the toilet?"

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Stikki
22:16 Mar 05 2009

More solid proof that behind every good man is a good woman who truly knows what is going on ;)

dabbler
22:49 Mar 05 2009

Oh my, it hurts my ribs to laugh like that...

cadrewolf
22:51 Mar 05 2009

loved that email

dabbler
22:52 Mar 05 2009

http://www.snopes.com/risque/caught/ladle.asp

SeleneTremere
22:58 Mar 05 2009

Now THAT was good!!

The 7 Dwarfs
16:05 Mar 02 2009
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I'm a thief! I stole this from boneyardvixen who posted it in our house.

I giggled about it for a good while.

Thanks boneyardvixen!! :)

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs went to the Vatican, and got ushered in to see the Pope.

Dopey led the pack. "Dopey, my son," said the Pope, "what can I do for you?"

Dopey asked, "Excuse me, Your Eminence, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?"

The Pope wrinkled his brow at the odd question, thought for a moment and answered, "No Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome."

In the background the dwarfs started giggling.

Dopey turned around and gave them a fiery stare, silencing them. Dopey turned back to the Pope.

"Your Holiness, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?"

The Pope, puzzled again, answered, "No Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in all of Europe."

This time, all the dwarfs burst into laughter. Once again, Dopey turned around and silenced them all with an angry stare.

Dopey turned back to the Pope and said, "Mr. Pope, are there ANY dwarf nuns in the whole world?"

The Pope answered, "I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."

The other dwarfs collapsed into a heap, rolling and laughing, tears running down their cheeks as they began chanting:

"Dopey screwed a penguin, Dopey screwed a penguin!"