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1 bed ROOM in Manhattan for $1500 or a 2 bedroom APART. MENT. in Brooklyn for $1500.



I think these prices are a liiiiiiittle off, Manhattan. This is not 1990 anymore. People can shop on the internet and stuff. There is information.



Infor may cheeeeoooooon. You know, that thing that makes you look like a retard trying to rip people off.



There is nothing luxurious about living in a shared apartment in Manhattan. Why would anyone even consider that bullshit. I can take train to and be in shitty ass, bum filled Manhattan in 20 minutes. It will cost me $2.25 or whatever the MTA fee is nowadays. Not $1500, ya fool.

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NLW
17:31 Jan 12 2014

Holy crap that's expensive!

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My palms are sweaty.

Your mom makes good spaghetti.

I try not to tip her.

So I just smile at her. Politely.

Leave the table. Lightly.

Gentleman all day and nightly.

Mentally and physically better than Bruce Lee Almighty!



BALLER!



Sorry, watching too many rap youtubes.

It's interesting how if you let them, government will take up to 25% of your check automatically, every week, for decades. But when you need it most, just to take a couple thousand out of the tens or hundreds of thousands of dollars you've given them to "secure" you (social security, benefits, ect), you have to pry it out of their nasty, oily ass hands.



And by interesting, I mean extremely fucked up on every level.



Happened to me already. I am entitled to benefits that I am not receiving. I am working and making enough money to be comfortable so not really worried about it or have time to struggle with these horse-faced faggots. But I am still entitled to this money and should get it. If I gave them thousands automatically, why can I not get it back just as automatically. Why do I have to fight for it. Why? Because they're assholes that need to be overturned ASAP.



And I am one of the fortunate ones with a job. What if I didn't have a job? Shit would get real, real fast then.

Silly apartment owners. Of course I can negotiate apartment rent and utilities with you! Leave apartment renting out to smart people.



You have 2 choices:



1) Get your apartment rented out immediately for $200 less a month to a cash paying, excellent tenant like me.



2) Leave apartment empty for another 2 years until you find the "perfect" tenant. Who will rent for 1 year, move out, and you have to wait another 2-5 years to rent out again because you're a retarded old fart who doesn't realize there are a trillion apartments available and advertised everyday.



Dumbass people, bro.

Woke up much too early and much too fast. Did stuffs while being half numb and stuffs. Normal. Not a morning person.



Walked to work. It was raining ice. Floor deceptively slippery. If not for my youth and alertness, would have fallen about 12 times going to and coming back from work. I don't know how old people survive in this world and stuffs.



Made a mini viral thing locally and stuffs at work. Wanted to follow up with national viral thing, but scared will lose my job and stuffs. Company too small and too fragile to go viral like this.



In risk of losing my job everyday, actually, and stuffs. I am the type of person that does things 210%. That scares people and places where I work. So I often have to step back and do half the work, and then do half of that half so I appear "normal" to people. When I do 210% of work, people get confused and it apparently appears that I do 21% of work. Because they're retarded. So I have to do 50% of work for them to think I do 80% of work, thus succeeding at my work. Those are some complicated as fuck life stuffs, man.



Got home. Ate. Fell asleep like I was sleepy for 10 thousand years. Slept the previous night for 12 hours. My clock changes with the seasons within my body so I automatically die at around 7pm. At almost 8pm woke up completely like I never need sleep again. Weird mother nature stuffs.



Plotted stuffs. Good stuffs that need plotting and doing. Will likely never do the stuffs. But if I plot stuffs often and by accident one of the stuffs comes through, I will become instant millionaire and stuffs. Which I will spend in 5 years and be broke again and stuffs. America is sure the stuffs of legend.

Fear is bawwwwwwn.



Devil's dewwwww *sour face*



Sounds scary! lol

I'd like to say a thing or two about Writer2Soul.



I've seen some hardcore accusations about this guy being a pedophile or something. I've spoken to that guy over the years and I see nothing more wrong with him than with any other single person I've spoken with VR over the years, which is probably is everyone who was ever even slightly active here. To give someone a title like that and constantly bring it up is bullshit. You don't know him. You don't know anyone on this site. The supposed "little girls" he is pedophilin' with are most likely 40 year old women who pose as 13 year old girls on purpose cause they are sad bitches who want revenge on him for something. You don't know how old is anyone here. As a matter of fact no one should be on this site who is younger than 18 years old. I've been saying that for years. This site isn't for kids at all. Also, people like VampireKisses who call that dude a pedophile or anyone else should take a very good look at their backwoods, nasty, jaded, twisted, lying little ho selves. We sub-consciously let these people run amok on this site with their bullshit on the daily, not questioning them for one moment about what kind of person they are just because the "VR Society" has dubbed them as "normal".



Stop calling people pedophiles and other such harmful things. There is no such a thing as pedophile or stalker on VampireRave.com. This site was kind of designed for that.

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LoxxyDarkmatter
05:26 Jan 09 2014

Agreed...

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I can't wear hats. When I wore my winter hat today for the first time in years (decades?) of wearing any sort of hat, I felt way overly comfortable like I was about to go to sleep and go into a coma forever. On the train and the bus. Felt disgusting. Maybe because I was seriously lacking sleep. But how is that possible when I get 12 hours of sleep in a 24 hour day. But I wake up a lot and I need to sleep exactly when I am sleepy and not just anytime, but still.



I am used to avoiding what I know needs avoiding. Like roller coasters, apples, most seafood, heights, extended use of water, most fruits actually unless they aren't blended all together, eating anything with my front teeth, TOUCHING anything with my front teeth....my teeth just need like a $50,000 dentist checkup all paid in cash.



So, next new thing I know to avoid is hats. Specifically warm winter hats, for now.