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Overheard from DT to friend

"you are all warm in weird places"

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I am scared ... no more sleep overs

"15 feet of swinging meat...balls the size of king kongs' feet"





LOL

**have you ever fucked anyone with a pickle?

i just have to know



**no-is it fun



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SlaveAngel~ do you want me to help him..like get a release?



Said in referance to the pit bull ACK



Peanut Butter...thats what she will get for xmas from me lol

New Holiday

00:18:49 - Sep 14 2007

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We need an official "Fuck Off and Die Day." No real purpose, other than the running sentiment to be that as of it's namesake. I'm nominating today.





But TODAY is the day...