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Awoken at 5 am to the sound of shotgun fire ten feet from my bedroom window. That prick of a stepfather told some folk they could come hunt geese on my property. Don’t agree with it, I like my cobra chickens in one piece. Plus it scares my cats and deer.

One of these idiots clips my cats by accident, I’m strapping cinder blocks to them and tossing them into the fucking lake.

Happy bday to me and Merry Christmas to all of you lunatics.

In the words of Bill and Ted, be excellent to each other.

And certain folk who have been disrespecting Cat…one in particular this holiday season…

I am…displeased. Apologize to the lady. Then crawl back to a hole somewhere on VR and make sure not to darken her doorway until she initiated contact. Leave her be.

Now then. I require tea…and some form of breakfast food.

Gotta be in to feed the horses at 7 am.

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Parseltongue
07:23 Dec 25 2023

So ferocious *hides*

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ScaledOwl
07:24 Dec 25 2023

Yes. Such ferocious, much scare.

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Parseltongue
07:25 Dec 25 2023

Oh no you scared my Oogie boogie slippers

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ScaledOwl
07:26 Dec 25 2023

-snickers-

I shall be less scary to your footwear in the future. Wouldn’t want them to run, your feet will get cold.

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Parseltongue
07:27 Dec 25 2023

Omg I always have my stitch slippers

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ScaledOwl
07:28 Dec 25 2023

Remember kids, Ohana means no one sits alone at the asylum!

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Parseltongue
07:28 Dec 25 2023

😇

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Long time since Ive been here thought I'd check in.

Uh...bullet points...

I chipped my front tooth eating a damn cookie! -.-'

We're gonna have to put down three horses soon.

We're also taking an hours cut and a paycut.

Could use a vacation but I can't bloody afford one, and now I have to shell out more money I don't have to fix meh damn teeth.

Okay, that's enough social interaction for one day, have a good night, all.