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On 23:44:02 Aug 30 2006 soke2006 wrote:

From Miss Blessing Soke
Bp ave 6 Abidjan Cote d'Ivoire
Email : blessingsoke3@yahoo.fr

Pls do response via this email address : blessingsoke3@yahoo.fr

Dear one,

It is my pleasure to contact you for a business venture which I intend to establish in your country for our mutual benefits hence I write with due respect .
I am Blessing Soke and I inherited an important sum of money from my late father who was killed by the rebels in northern part of the country in a recent crisis in Cote d'Ivoire in 2004. I wish to request for your assistance in transfering and investing this money in a lucrative venture under your directives and guidiance in your country.
I want you to assist me for the transfer of this sum of Three million, five hundred thousand United State Dollars.($3.500,000)to your account designate hence I will give you the contact of the bank where the money is so that you can contact them immediately and discuss with them since I do not know much about financial issues.
I will give you some resonable percentage from the total sum for your assistance while I pray that you do not betray me at last. Please it is important you contact me immediately for more clarifications on the next step hence it is my wish to relocate to your country as soon as this transaction is concluded.
Awaiting your immediate response via this email address : blessingsoke3@yahoo.fr
God bless you.
Miss Blessing Soke .
Tel: +22508747657

" Myself anything BORINGLY based on the USA (sorry chaps but the internet is worldwide incase you have forgotten )



Also any thread created by STABB666 (sorry my fiend but at times it does appear you are over zelous with your "power" ) CACKLE !!!"







Ah, the joys of infamy!



If I had the power, I'd wipe your sorry excuse for a being out of existence.



Oh, wait...no, that would be wrong, very wrong.



Except. I don't create threads in the sandbox. Imbecile.

" is vampires awsome or what i mean i fuckin love emm"





Smell my cheese, you mother!!

"blank"





Clearly an indication of your general state of mind.

" If someone handed you a half full glass of pure blood. Would you drink it straight or mix it with another substance?"





Firstly, I'd be upset that someone had offered me so much and cold? Ick.



If ever I do have the opportunity to partake of it, it had better be hot and fresh, straight from the source and definetly not mixed with anything.

" I have been here for a little more than a month.... and I have need to understand how this community works......



I thought the reason for this community was for people of like minds were able to get together and have a place where they can be with others like them from around the world.



I don't know what to think now as I have seen some people do some really awful things to each other here. And are allowed to.



Can one of the the more higher level members please explain....



Is this the reason for Vampire Rave to come together as a community and cut each others hearts out.........

I don't think I am getting it........."





This post is ok, but the content of the thread which it began, gave me cause to laugh with merry amusement at the assumptions and bare faced shamelessness of the hypocrisy from some.

"you guess"





Nobcheese.



No, fuckwit!

"any girls in the same alley that i am when it comes to digital pics, and video let me know we can have fun. i like to put a spin on em and make em X rated."





This is either a really bad joke, or bad taste.



I'm sure someone will take you up on the offer, once they get to know you. But your presentation skills leave a lot to be desired. More than you are, at any rate.

" whats something other people do that you just CANT STAND ?



i have when people sit there and compulsively sniff-just get a tissue!"





If I answer this honestly, it'll likely upset you...



Oh well, honesty is the best policy (such a shame so many don't see that).



What I really can't stand, is the self-serving attitudes, of those proclaiming that they are doing something for the benefit of others, 'for their sake', then resort to underhand manipulations and backstabbing to further their nefarious agenda.



Who invested these kind of people with the authority to intrude into others privacy?



Who accepts that the decisons made are for anyone's good, but their own sense of satisfaction at a job well done?



Fuck every one of those sly hands which drip blood.



Be who you are and let others do the same, otherwise, we all learn nothing but how to fear and how to loathe.

" like to meet you if you are in the area."





Look, just go away. You know where you are supposed to post threads. You act this way on purpose. You must do, since no-one can be so ignorant, so often.

" Well all you Unfaithfull..



Fenris Wolf = Andrewsarchus

Nagelfar = Ship mad of the nail's of dead viking's

Nidhogg = The dragon sett free by the Einherier

Valkyrie= Odins Female Warior

Einherier = Odins Elite Warior's

Vargheim = Home of Kahuner's

Kahuner's = Weer Wolf Warior's

Sleipner = Odins 8 legged horse

Gjallarhorn = Heimdals Horn witch he blow's when Ragnarock begins

Bergtroll = Mountain Troll

Varg = Wolf"







Aaaarrrggghhhh!!!



It's got nothing to do with vampires.



And it skirts with religion.



And it's got no discourse.



W. T. F.

"I am a bit in a argument with some close accquaintances, and it seems they are arguing of if a vampire can have the will to love...to have kindness in their hearts. I was hoping from others that I may end their tormenting arguing."





Heartless evil monsters, one and all!



Muha ha ha ha ha ha ha... *cough*



*hugs his yummy sparkles*

"Any informations

are welcomed about Vampnese.

What I heard is its own existence is higher than us.Lets see what it is."





Mine hurt something chronic, especially in the cold weather. But they also exist quite low down...

" who would you like to spend your last moments with



personally i would like to spend it with my children and do whatever they wanted for as long as we can so i could go happy"



*preppy Princeton accent*



Could you try to be a little more depressive, please?

" has there been a time when there was a cats game?"





There's always such a game in play down in the sandbox.

"Why Do People Bother The Witch's ? And You Need A Special Hunting Permit For Witch's I Got ! For A Hottie Witch :-)"





"she's a witch, a witch! Burn her! Burn her!"



"She turned me into a newt.

.

.

.

I got better..."

"i was thinkin maybe we could start a new house or coven that isnt so selective. One that will not force you but ask you to join. Oh and what are the requirements for being pick for a hose anyway. Theyre usually very hard and usually wont happen for a long time."





What a load of shit.



How many covens now?



Am I to yearn for the days of yore, back in '05, when the DMZ was like the blue lagoon?



Suddenly, we got the Leo coming up the beach and bitching our asses off. Just get lost. oh, you already are.



Perhaps then, it's my duty to help you on your way?



After all, to do less, would be hypocrisy. But on occassion, since no-one is perfect, I can tell people to fuck off.

"I've talked to people on here and most have said that pics with people doing sex acts isn't rite.I think they are but i want to know what other people think.If you don't like those pics why are you even taking the time to send me a msg at them ?"



Huh?



Que?



Je ne comprend.

(I can't remember the ascii for the accents...blaeh)



Ok.



Just go away. I don't care. I'm not even going to look at your profile, since it'd take more of my life away from me, than I'm willing to spend on reading into yours.

"I would say the best way to die is in ones sleep and not needing to feel the pain and suffering , not needing to see others sorrows for the ones they lost. Not needing to worry about anything at all.



Please do not copy my answer

Please in your own words

Thank you"





I'm quoting you, is that ok?



Vampires. Where are all the damn vampires?



Dying in their sleep?



Unlikely.

"As American Vampires And Other Nations It Seems Our rights To Freedom Of Speach Has Been Taken From Us And I Personally Beleive That There Is A Shadow Governmnet That Is Watch Us Like Big Brother. Those Are My Thoughts What Are Yours?"





Why does it have to be specific to vampyres? How are your vampyre rights impinged any more than any other group?



What the fuck are you on?

"I have noticed that I have brought alot of the people like myself that are at my Jobcorps center and I was wondering who else was in or has been to Job Corps??? I placed this question here because it is noticed here first, and it provides a link for alot of people. "





Apart from the obvious error in judgement as to where this was posted. We also have to take a look at what was advertised here.



Jobcorps Partners...



Take a look at the collection of icons at the bottom of that page;



Looking at it as some form of overall symbolism, what does it represent?





More fuel for the machine.

"Hi, Everyone:



I have become very interested in "The Men In Black". For those who are not familiar with the MIB, they are said to be an organization of dark-clothed individuals (often travelling in threes) that are said to sometimes appear when accounts of anything paranormal or UFO-related are reported to interrogate - some would eve....."





OK.



It's a movie.



And it's about aliens.



It's not even a paralell subject to vampires.



It's cat shit.

"alot of people on here know me so...hi

others.... well, try to be carefull



out of the past 2 months i have been rejected from 3 houses / covens

and it hurts



especially when i specifically tell them that i have personal affairs to attend to and would not be on for a certain amount of time

and yet they still kick me out into the open

some Master Vampires say that "she is the most down-to-earth, sweet girl that i have ever met"



and what do they do....THEY SELL ME TO OTHER COVENS AND HOUSES FOR 2000 dollars



im not some prize to be won... and all i wanted to do was to have a place to call home and to be excepted



so i ask you this.....

did i do something so wrong for them to kick me out in the open? with no protection or comfort, making me begg my way into another house just so i can feel accepted again?



if they say that i am so nice....then why am i alone without a home?



i know that everyone has their own personal problems to go through in life, and try to hide the pain and sorrow behind a mask



all i am trying to say, is to see who your real friends are, who you can trust enough not to be thrown away



take care of yourself and be extra procausious



because someday.... it might happen to you "





I've been betrayed and manipulated and deceived and rejected on VR a number of times. Boo Hoo. we get over it or people leave.



Life ain't fair and neither are the hairs on my ass- do I post it in the forum?



Nice to see a cuvin picked you up though, eh?

"i have one question is it rong to love the girl that your best friend loves if yes let me know y"





Depends on how big the booty is...

"Would someone please explain to me how this whole scoring system works? Ive got nearly 2x as may posts as I need to level up, Im nearly 90% or my time spent to level up, Ive got just shy of 75% of the page views that I need and I dont have a clue as per my rating score thing cuz its a number based on what. The fact is, over all I should be nearly to the next level and for what ever reason, I cant move past 20% of it. WTFH!

I know its like 50% time spent, 30% page views, 10% ratings and 10% posts, but according to that Im nearly 75% of the way to level 8. How do I fix it or sumthing?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!!"



Ok.



Take a breath.



Think about bunnies and rainbows and waterfalls and say to yourself, "aaahhh, thats better."



Cus otherwise, you might take this aspect of the site just a tad too seriously.



The truth is, nobody has a fucking clue how this level thing works. I suspect that Cancer is likely more befuddled by the calculation than he is by compound tax.

"ok my g/f is starving for blood but yet i am a psy, persinaly i dont cut or anything of that manor for her but yet she needs to feed, does any one have a alternate salushion or knows of a site where i can find a doner or something cause shes about to crawl out of her skin "





I have an alternative. Somewhere else other than VR. If this was a joke, I'd laugh, but it seems that you are serious.



What kind of person comes new into a forum of unknown random strangers and advertises thus?



Weirdo.



(I made this joke once, long ago. Echo kicked me in the nuts. Metaphorically, of course)

"Recently the Uk has had bomb scares which they say is the mimic of the 9/11.



I was just wondering what everyones feelings are towards the bombers and the feeling that un suspecting people could have been killed.



To stop this happening again, the government has banned liquids on the planes apart from perscription medicines and baby feed. But still mobiles and laptops are permitted as hand luggage. Personally i find this rediculous, but what do you think?"





A mimic of Sep 11?



I wonder which imbecile came up with that association.



How does one take control of a plane and fly it into a tall building with a vial of liquid?



Perhaps it has magickal properties?



It could be a super-soldier serum created by the secret government and they are testing it in a mock terror attack...



Personally, I think it's bullshit.



IF, it is actually a real threat and not another mistake (one which conveniently took the Middle East off the TV screens), then I can think of a better way to prevent these attacks.



Treat other countries and religious beleifs with respect. retyrn a sense of human dignity to those stripped of it by imperialist war mongers.



Or perhaps, stop interfering by selling weapons to one side in proxy wars against idealogical opponents. Or maybe, stop giving lots of money to other countries, so they can buy weapons from the 'west', with which to subjigate their own people.



Or, we could attempt to tackle the real dictatorships.



Or, we could hand back a sense of inclusiveness to the voting public, reducing the increasing pathy towards one's own government.



From such ideas are changes brought forth, not bitching about what you can and can't take on a plane.



Fuck me, half the stuff they let on is crap, made in China, or some other brutal dictatorship.

"Brothers and sisters our brother Ryu took his life tonight.. I don't know how to do this so I did it bluntly sorry... "





Ahh, smell the stench of the BS drama.

"Mines MGS3"



So?



Who gives a flying fuck?

"Okay please we are now into a fight here over the meaning of the acronimes of this:



LOL



In rping since 98 on yahoo in which I play I was instruc it was Lots of laughts and now we are arguing that he say she say;



He say : Laugh Out Loud



She say: Lots Of Laugh



So please enlight me?"





Who has such a small repertoire of subjects to discuss on an intellectual basis, that they have to argue over the meaning of 'lol'?



Get a fucking life.

"Have you ever wondered about the angles that supposedly visited jesus and other divine people?



Well i have a theory, what if those angles were actually aliens who were basicly guiding us and telling us what to do and what to believe in so they could keep control over us.What if this, this place where we are (earth abviously), what if its all just an experiment!!!



What do you think?"



Is that oblique, or obtuse angles?



I'll go for obtuse, since I can't see your point in posting this drivel.

"If you want peace, then prepare for war. Why does this saying that appears to contradict itself have so much truth behind it???"





The only true peace, is the peace of the dead, which is what the thread now is, since it's off board topic...

"what is your favorite kind of halloween candy? "





What. The. Fuck?



It's months till All Hallows and your asking what candy people like?



Dire. Truly.

"i was trying to figure out what the hell snoop dog is saying when he says " fo shizzel my nizzel yo"





i am seriously curious here.

please help. "





It's one of the worst bastardisations of the English language that I've ever read.



It's a stupid phrase that people too lazy to bother forming full sentences, with proper meaning resort to, as a way of showing agreement with another, most likely equally dim, compatriot.

"if you could be anyone in the world who would you want to be and why



i would be myself because i would have a better time then to be some one who is not me i like being myself and some one i am not "





Multiple exclamations, a sure sign of a deranged mind...



(according to Pratchett)

"1.Motercycles

2.Four Wheelers"





I'd sugget making a poll, but this isn't even worthy of the small amount of space it would take up.



And what about trikes, heh? Damn machinists everywhere nowadays...

"how would execept me in a house"





No House would accept you.



But since you posted about Covens, which you managed to mispell the only two vowels of, I'm sure one of them will knock you up...

"anyone need a friend i would like to have more friends"





Uh huh.

"If this thread has been done before im sorry in advance...

I was told that wicca was founded in the 50's by a guy named Gerald Gardner, yes this is true BUT in the 50s before him it was illegal to be wiccan or even pratice witchcraft, i know that wicca has exicted long before that....

The salem witch trials started back on June 10 1692 and ended on January of 1693.... i have this research below that i got from the main historical web site..."





Then was posted the entire article in a discussion thread. There is an A R T I C L E S S E C T I O N for A R T I C L E S.

"seen a shooting star?



danced for no reason, with no music?



made a quiz?



done yoga?



done karate?



spoke another language?



jumped off a building? ((doesnt matter how tall/far))



counted the stars?"





I despise having to read quizes on profiles, now I have to read them in the forum as well? Get the fuck outta here!

"Does anyone have any fetishes? "



Yes, but am I going to post it in public for general consumption?



Not bloody likely (like my pun? ha ha)

"I'm curious as to people's opinions on how you think the U.S. should handle this war on terrorism.



Sometimes I think we should just go over and nuke the shit out of Iraq and Iran, but that's me. "



IQ's dropping sharply while we were out?



Nuking the shit out of Iraq would kill an awful lot of US soldiers (friendly fire?), not to mention innocent people (murder) and irradiating the largest supply of oil on the planet.



Nuking Iran or anyone else for that matter, would cause all out full scale global war death and destruction. Very good idea. lets get it over with and start again shall we?

"what is the world coming too thiss realy sucks "



Apart from my issues with your atrocious grammer, I don't see why this relates to vampires or VR in any way.



Clearly, you have trouble with English, so I expect it was easy to misread the forum title.



But yes, that sucks.

"Any ideas on were I can learn how to make a straitjacket? "





Oh yes, I know of one sure-fire way for you to obtain one...

"ok a friend of mine is a blood drinker and well lets just say my friend hasn't fed in a year, now my girl friend is gonna donate blood to her, we kind of got into a dispute about blood here and i was wondering. if a elder vampire's blood, such as my self and her will affect a vampire such as her cause if memory surves me correctly a elders vampire blood wil be to grate for a underling "





To quote Mrs Doyle, the only thing appropriate as a response to this;



"Get your balls outta' my face!"

"my first record was.....errrrrr

Lola......{no comments there please}*S*



first cd{album}

Queen"





Why on earth does anyone think people care to read this shit?



Nobody goes through each and every post in these types of thread, saying to themselves "Wow, I never thought that they were that kind of person."



It doesn't provide any great insight and it does not harbour any form of discussion, so what is the point?



Why don't you just get a big flashing light and shout "Look at me!" at the top of your voice?

"if you died and were given the chance to become a ghost would you want to become one and if you did why would you become one.



for me persoally it would be for the fun of it what would there not to be about beign a ghost "





If I die, I likely will be a bit miffed at this sudden change in my circumstances, but not too displeased at stepping off of the current mortal coil, since this world sux big juicy balls.



And really, I'm never then going to come back to this shithole of a reality because it'd be boring a fuck not being able to touch or interact with anything. I'd be like an average US citizin is to their government- on the couch numbing my mind with TV...

"i would date dani filth

what about u ? "





Dani Filth!? Is that the extent of your ambition?



not that he would consider anyone as innocent at the one posting this thread. He would eat her, figuratively and literally.



And why can't this just be a poll question? Where the hell is the discussion in this?

"............................um.....................sure "



Ok, this isn't even an opinion, it's an answer to your completely unrealated to vampyres question.



And come ON, vampyres naked on the beach?



I can just see them now, with factor 100 block smeared over themselves. Actually, I can't see them cus I fucking blinded by the bright white glare from their never-seen-daylight before skin.



I'd love to go naked on a beach, but only at night and definetly not with loads of new-age bearded people...

*hangs up his kid gloves*



Time to start pushing back.