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I spent 29 years on this planet, trying to learn how to be human. My role models were good people, loving and nutureing in thier own little way. 29 years of seeing mothers kill thier children, children kill thier neighbors, and neighbors slaughter thier innocents. A world where people want your thoughts, but arnt willing to pay that "penny" any more. Where real is unreal and unreal is scripture. However, nothing could have prepared me for the absolute reality of life, the Dolby audio, fully digital reality of life. So in my 29th year of life I awoke as it were, a modern day lazarus born into a world on its last legs of societal norms, and did the only thing I could...I stood up, went to work and in the lobby of my office blew my brain out with a 9 mm berreta, spalshing my reality upon the brand new italian sofa, that my boss called his baby. Now how is that for shareing my thoughts, how is that for reality.