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Bloody hell. I really cannot tolerate spicy food. Not even in the least. I don’t like the way it makes my mouth burn. It has to be extremely mild for me to be able to tolerate it. And even then, I can’t physically tolerate it. (Like some people I know (non of which are on VR luckily.)) I had some jalapeño poppers today that my roommates made. It wasn’t too spicy at all but less than an hour later I am on the loo Doing a spicy 1 1/2 (liquid shits) Yes, my booty hole is burning.
This is my reminder that I cannot eat spicy food.
I like my food, savory and seasoned with herbs.
I hope the rest of you aren’t stuck on the loo right now.
Peace out. (Or whatever.)