Popping Joli's Cherry22:06 Oct 28 2007
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Read from the bottom up. All in all, a successful bit of time. Bottoms up!
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Joli:
17:03:50 - Oct 28 2007
He had to go to "bitch." *Sticks a flag in her obvious win!*
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Requiem:
17:03:18 - Oct 28 2007
We've all been busy bees, so it's a possibility.
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STABB666:
17:03:09 - Oct 28 2007
Your such a bitch.... :P
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Joli:
17:02:24 - Oct 28 2007
Though I admit to concerns of cross-pollination...
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Requiem:
17:02:16 - Oct 28 2007
*does another cartwheel*
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Angelus:
17:01:57 - Oct 28 2007
that I want to read Lady Wordsmith
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Requiem:
17:01:54 - Oct 28 2007
Or the status of your pistils!
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Requiem:
17:01:32 - Oct 28 2007
.. What? Did I cartwheel over the line in the sand again, or something?
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Joli:
17:01:12 - Oct 28 2007
How shall I adequately express my gratitude for Stabb's deflowering? I shall compose...Ode to Stabb's Stamen.
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STABB666:
17:00:16 - Oct 28 2007
Umm. *cough*
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Requiem:
16:59:21 - Oct 28 2007
And they were colourful flames, Joli. (U provided in honor of the deflowering Stabb. Pun quite intended.)
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Joli:
16:59:17 - Oct 28 2007
that belongs in the Typo Hall of Fame, Req.
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Requiem:
16:58:33 - Oct 28 2007
I adore irony. ♥
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Joli:
16:58:24 - Oct 28 2007
Boy my virginal status went down in flames quickly.
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Requiem:
16:58:07 - Oct 28 2007
o_O AHAHAHAH Fabulous typo! SHOE in, SHOE in.
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Requiem:
16:57:50 - Oct 28 2007
I'll be a hoe-in, then. :P
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Joli:
16:57:09 - Oct 28 2007
Sorry, angelus...I didn't realize you wanted to watch Stabb and me having sex.
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Requiem:
16:57:06 - Oct 28 2007
No sugar ... You like bitter old women?
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Requiem:
16:56:27 - Oct 28 2007
Me. In stiletto heels. *giggle* I'd break every bone in my body, plus a few blue laws in the attempt to walk.
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STABB666:
16:56:23 - Oct 28 2007
I like my women like I like my Coffee, Hot, White and no sugar...
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Angelus:
16:56:05 - Oct 28 2007
Joli, I turn my back and just look what I miss.. rats!
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Joli:
16:54:15 - Oct 28 2007
We're all adults here, stabb. Everyone knows you just asked me for sex!
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Joli:
16:53:35 - Oct 28 2007
Yes, get your stilettoed heels out of my brain, Req! You're springing leaks everywhere!
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STABB666:
16:53:32 - Oct 28 2007
Yeah, maybe... it all depends on how good she is at making coffee. >:)
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Requiem:
16:52:01 - Oct 28 2007
::laughter:: Joli that was funny!
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Requiem:
16:51:32 - Oct 28 2007
Yes, because all your base are belong to her, Stabb.
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STABB666:
16:51:29 - Oct 28 2007
The ass is the holed part, the arse is the fleshy buttock... :P
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Joli:
16:51:25 - Oct 28 2007
all your base are belong to me!
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CryingMist:
16:51:20 - Oct 28 2007
Stabb I got a gagball, a pink one would love to try it on you I am sure pink is your color
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Joli:
16:50:45 - Oct 28 2007
That's funny, I have a flag in your ass but wrote on your arse? Yay me for covering all your bases!
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Requiem:
16:50:40 - Oct 28 2007
Think it'll work? ... It'll take a miracle.
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Requiem:
16:50:15 - Oct 28 2007
If everything is yours, little missy, then come clean up your mess right now!
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STABB666:
16:49:36 - Oct 28 2007
Is that why I have 'mine' n perm marker written across my arse?
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Joli:
16:48:54 - Oct 28 2007
HEY! The ballgag is mine! In fact, everything is mine!
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baronessofshadows:
16:47:52 - Oct 28 2007
hey stabb?
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STABB666:
16:47:23 - Oct 28 2007
ballgag me, its more fun. >:)
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Joli:
16:47:13 - Oct 28 2007
I have a mute button and I'm not afraid to use it!
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WildChild:
16:47:10 - Oct 28 2007
not if he beats you too it
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Requiem:
16:47:06 - Oct 28 2007
Or, given the past few moments of dietary conversation, for the halibut.
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WildChild:
16:46:28 - Oct 28 2007
*waves ED*
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Requiem:
16:46:19 - Oct 28 2007
*Contemplates muting Stabb for the fun of it*
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atyourwindow:
16:46:16 - Oct 28 2007
hehe
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EnlightenedxDarkness:
16:46:13 - Oct 28 2007
Tootaloo
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WildChild:
16:45:50 - Oct 28 2007
lol
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Requiem:
16:45:22 - Oct 28 2007
I try, however, to not abuse said awesome cosmic stuff and some powers.
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baronessofshadows:
16:44:55 - Oct 28 2007
>:) hee hee hee *giggels* hip movement?
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Requiem:
16:44:28 - Oct 28 2007
I have a mute button. *angelic grin* AWESOME COSMIC STUFF AND SOME POWERS! *itty bitty mute button*
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WildChild:
16:44:16 - Oct 28 2007
hmmm people are like lamb (better when young and tender)
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STABB666:
16:43:51 - Oct 28 2007
I do sound interesting, especially whilst slurping my soup...
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atyourwindow:
16:43:47 - Oct 28 2007
lol
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Requiem:
16:43:35 - Oct 28 2007
Blackened catfish? *perk* I was going to cook people. Catfish sounds a tasty alternative.
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Joli:
16:42:57 - Oct 28 2007
Stop slurping your soup, Stabb.
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EnlightenedxDarkness:
16:42:43 - Oct 28 2007
I don't mute that easily WC...nice try :P
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Requiem:
16:42:38 - Oct 28 2007
*looks up recipes* Jackass - the other white meat. Oh, how convenient! Sesame cardamom sauce! Yum!
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bloodtaintedstars:
16:42:37 - Oct 28 2007
i agree with ED...eww
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STABB666:
16:42:28 - Oct 28 2007
Often with a bit of hip movement...
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WildChild:
16:42:26 - Oct 28 2007
*mutes ED*
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baronessofshadows:
16:42:21 - Oct 28 2007
*still giggling* stabb you sound very....interesting lol
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STABB666:
16:42:01 - Oct 28 2007
I do NOT packpedal... onwards and upwards, the only directions I know of!
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EnlightenedxDarkness:
16:41:56 - Oct 28 2007
catfish? gross
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WildChild:
16:41:34 - Oct 28 2007
Dinner @ Req's???? hmmm Sound better then the blacken fryed catfish i am planning
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Joli:
16:41:13 - Oct 28 2007
Make sure you get a UK adapter for that thing, Req.
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baronessofshadows:
16:41:02 - Oct 28 2007
falls over giggeling* ok ok.... throbbing....pull start lol ... plug in ..ha ha ha THUD!!! *FELL OFF BED *....
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Angelus:
16:40:44 - Oct 28 2007
it's a crisp bake, a biscuit. Cookie??
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bloodtaintedstars:
16:40:31 - Oct 28 2007
can i come?
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EnlightenedxDarkness:
16:40:26 - Oct 28 2007
Hi Everyone!!
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Requiem:
16:40:06 - Oct 28 2007
You. People. Are. TERRIBLE. Supper is served at 7pm, so I'll need you all here by 3pm to get it ready.
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Angelus:
16:40:04 - Oct 28 2007
as an ex-cook as well, go Stabb, go!!
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Joli:
16:39:53 - Oct 28 2007
I sees ya lips flappin', Stabb, but all I hear is *backpedal backpedal*
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WildChild:
16:39:29 - Oct 28 2007
kick start
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Requiem:
16:39:06 - Oct 28 2007
*sputter* HUSH, Stabb!
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WildChild:
16:39:03 - Oct 28 2007
hmm i thought coming from Req it'd be atleast of 2 stroke......
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STABB666:
16:39:02 - Oct 28 2007
Cookie, is a *style* of biscuit baking.
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atyourwindow:
16:38:53 - Oct 28 2007
i thought it had a pull start like a lawnmower?...lol
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Requiem:
16:38:48 - Oct 28 2007
Oy! WildChild! Leave mama's batteries ALONE! Joli, yes, so many people are skilled at the pause or stop in thinking. The continuation is the tough part. ;)
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baronessofshadows:
16:38:04 - Oct 28 2007
hmmm.....lol*giggels *
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STABB666:
16:38:02 - Oct 28 2007
Req's one plugs into the wall socket... >:)
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Joli:
16:37:48 - Oct 28 2007
And Stabb gives himself up...I've already gotten him to the dark side. May I present "cookies" rather than the obviously silly "biscuits."
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Joli:
16:37:38 - Oct 28 2007
I'm excellent, Requiem, as ever. Love the "continuation of thought." Made me all grinny.
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WildChild:
16:37:01 - Oct 28 2007
:)
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WildChild:
16:36:51 - Oct 28 2007
take the batteries first
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Requiem:
16:36:44 - Oct 28 2007
*raises eyebrow*
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WildChild:
16:36:21 - Oct 28 2007
just ewww
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baronessofshadows:
16:36:13 - Oct 28 2007
lol "throbbing lightsaber"?.raises eyebrow.
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WildChild:
16:36:11 - Oct 28 2007
ewwww
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Requiem:
16:35:35 - Oct 28 2007
Perv.
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atyourwindow:
16:35:13 - Oct 28 2007
its the swartz!...lol
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Requiem:
16:35:04 - Oct 28 2007
Umm, Stabb? .. Put that back in my underwear drawer. That isn't a light sabre.
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silverfangdemon:
16:34:40 - Oct 28 2007
what about for shinny stuff lol
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STABB666:
16:33:53 - Oct 28 2007
Nooo!I'll never turn to the dark side, not even for cookies! *swwooozee...swish* Feel the power of my big throbbing lightsaber...
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Requiem:
16:33:26 - Oct 28 2007
=) Aww. You're making an old bint blush. ;-) How are you, Joli?
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Angelus:
16:33:14 - Oct 28 2007
and not ass.
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Joli:
16:32:45 - Oct 28 2007
I love you, Requiem!
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Requiem:
16:32:44 - Oct 28 2007
And DO NOT get me started on those full stoppity PERIODS!
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STABB666:
16:32:21 - Oct 28 2007
I just love them goey centres Reqiuem...so sticky, so cheesy...mmmm ...gooo.
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Joli:
16:32:03 - Oct 28 2007
I've finally done it! I've brought you over to the dark side, Stabb! You'd initially said I stuck the flag in your arse!
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Requiem:
16:31:48 - Oct 28 2007
*offers to sell Stabb a comma* They'll not come as cheaply as those fly-by-night semi-colons, oh, no! THESE babies are continuations of thoughts, here! Pricey, the continuation of thoughts.
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Angelus:
16:31:42 - Oct 28 2007
beautiful imagery Requiem. Tasty as well.
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baronessofshadows:
16:30:40 - Oct 28 2007
im a math teachers worst nightmare!
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Angelus:
16:30:39 - Oct 28 2007
fair enough.
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Requiem:
16:30:21 - Oct 28 2007
Al this grammar is making me smile inside, like the gooey center of a cheesey roll. ♥
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Angelus:
16:30:12 - Oct 28 2007
fair enough.
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STABB666:
16:30:03 - Oct 28 2007
And I love having that flag stuck in my ass...
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Joli:
16:29:25 - Oct 28 2007
I'm not a pedant...I just like having a go at Stabb. :)
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Angelus:
16:27:33 - Oct 28 2007
buy what?
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STABB666:
16:26:48 - Oct 28 2007
I'll comma for you, Miss Teacher...
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Angelus:
16:26:43 - Oct 28 2007
Joli, the pedant, sweet..
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atyourwindow:
16:26:14 - Oct 28 2007
lmao!
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Joli:
16:26:06 - Oct 28 2007
Buy
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atyourwindow:
16:25:51 - Oct 28 2007
rolls*
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Joli:
16:25:46 - Oct 28 2007
I AM the English Lady. (But a comma, Stabb :P )
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Angelus:
16:25:44 - Oct 28 2007
she usually can Stabb, I do so like her work.
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atyourwindow:
16:25:36 - Oct 28 2007
yeah it rols off the tounge
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Angelus:
16:25:10 - Oct 28 2007
I'd been a teachers aide, doing much of that stuff you talk of.. and what are you doing now?
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Joli:
16:24:52 - Oct 28 2007
I like "wordsmith."
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STABB666:
16:24:17 - Oct 28 2007
I'm sick and tired of your uppity Masters degree thinking that you can out-English the English lady...
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Joli:
16:23:52 - Oct 28 2007
No, Angelus. Teaching was more about the planning and the red tape than about letting me practice my craft. I LOVE the teaching part, not so much the administration. I prefer my job now.
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Angelus:
16:23:24 - Oct 28 2007
Or, to be more precise, it's more bastardised than any language on Earth.
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Angelus:
16:22:36 - Oct 28 2007
Us Brits invented it
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baronessofshadows:
16:21:36 - Oct 28 2007
thats right stabb nothing matters to lw, not even his friends.
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Joli:
16:21:25 - Oct 28 2007
You Brits throw in extra "u"s in every word like there's an endless supply, Stabb. You can damn well live with my extra "get."
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STABB666:
16:21:05 - Oct 28 2007
*showers Joli with accolades...* Seems to have been now...lol *checks the permanent marker in the mirror*
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atyourwindow:
16:20:39 - Oct 28 2007
wordsmith is such an old skewl term,how about wordwelder?...lol
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Angelus:
16:20:38 - Oct 28 2007
some thank good teachers for their enterprise. I trust you have been showered with your share of accolades Joli? (do excuse the odd typo ~ hand is hurting.)
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Angelus:
16:19:47 - Oct 28 2007
some thank good teachers for their enterprise. I trust you have neen showered with your share of accolades Joli?
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Joli:
16:19:46 - Oct 28 2007
bite me, Stabb...pull the "get" out.
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Joli:
16:18:56 - Oct 28 2007
wow...check my grammar
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Joli:
16:18:25 - Oct 28 2007
It's a rough go. Every morning I have to fire up the forge and get hammer out the language upon my anvil. Thankless job!
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STABB666:
16:17:13 - Oct 28 2007
oooh..Lady Wordsmith! Go you! I bet you love those comliments...so tasty...ohh yummy! >:)
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Angelus:
16:15:47 - Oct 28 2007
which explains your eloquence with words.. my comliments Lady Wordsmith.
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Joli:
16:13:09 - Oct 28 2007
English and world Lit.
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Angelus:
16:12:23 - Oct 28 2007
what subject Joli?
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atyourwindow:
16:11:40 - Oct 28 2007
lol
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Joli:
16:11:12 - Oct 28 2007
I was a teacher...I loved the ditto machine. I'd lock myself in the lounge and not let any of the other teachers have a chance at it. Only way to face 120 11th graders, man!
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Angelus:
16:10:51 - Oct 28 2007
a veritable choir of Angels Joli...
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atyourwindow:
16:10:47 - Oct 28 2007
the sniff just before the test improves add....lol
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Requiem:
16:09:47 - Oct 28 2007
And the purple marks on the paper. Wow. I just got rid of a box of old carbon paper.
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atyourwindow:
16:08:59 - Oct 28 2007
its an old technology they dont use anymore, the kids today dont know what they are missing with that old ditto high...lol
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Requiem:
16:08:53 - Oct 28 2007
o_O Office supplies rule!
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atyourwindow:
16:08:05 - Oct 28 2007
^.^ hi
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Joli:
16:08:05 - Oct 28 2007
that smell will make you high
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silverfangdemon:
16:07:32 - Oct 28 2007
ello AYW
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lonewolfofdarkness:
16:07:32 - Oct 28 2007
It doesnt matter....Nothing matters anymore..
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STABB666:
16:06:13 - Oct 28 2007
I see the blood dripping... mmm... blood...
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atyourwindow:
16:06:06 - Oct 28 2007
*sniffs the virginal type like old ditto paper*....hehe
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baronessofshadows:
16:05:33 - Oct 28 2007
lol virgin
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Requiem:
16:05:29 - Oct 28 2007
I can feel the angels singing in my very bones.
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Joli:
16:05:00 - Oct 28 2007
Hello, all. This is my virginal posting in the VampBox. Can you feel the angels singing?
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