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I had an odd dream last night. I need to preface this dream with a bit of a vignette or explanation regarding my coworker (about whom I dreamed).



She has bathroom issues. That's the nicest way to say it. I tease her about it a bit, because she's fairly open about her issues.



She cannot pee in a public restroom if another person is in there, let alone cut a fart or poop. She will not use the restroom at home if her boyfriend or date will likely hear it, and she is pretty much disgusted by the bathroom noises of others.



She claims she is a master at "holding it."



When she was in the navy, even in boot camp, she would wait until the middle of the night when everyone else was asleep, and then make the trek to the open bay bathrooms to do her business.



Her issues are what makes this dream so damned funny to me. She laughed quite a bit, too, when I told her about it.



She and I were stuck living in a cave somewhere, with no way out. The latrine was in the corner, basically a depression with water running through it.



Every time she or I would need to relieve ourselves, we'd sing, "I've been working on the railroad!" to cover any body noises.



Once, while she was going, we were singing and from over by the latrine I hear: "I've been working on the railroad, *faaart-fart-fart-fart* daaaayy!"



I woke up chuckling.

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Khayman
03:29 Jun 23 2008

I've woken up laughing from dreams before. Those are the BEST. lol

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