So. When your brother tells you he is having corrective surgery on only one hand of his at a time ... so he can still masturbate ... What on earth does one say besides, "Good call." ...?
>.>
Yes, I'm still alive.
... Life keeps happening.
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Happy New Year hun .. x
I miss you! When is auntie Dee coming to visit the mini hummingbird? She's almost walking....
And I keep on loving you through it all ♥
Hayy,I havent seen hide nor hair of you since last year!! Ive missed you seeing you online and hope you have been doing great.
You need to bring your adorable painted toenail ass back where I can poke, woman. NOW.
Yippie for living!
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ChessMaster
23:57 Jan 29 2013
O.O
I'm having surgery on both hands, (du to work accident) does that mean I have to do that? with both hands now?
:p
-hugs- long time no talk :)
Lullaby
00:26 Jan 30 2013
... He could ask for a cast that helps his predicament?
I could imagine someone telling the doctor this.
LOL!
SinginGhost88
01:05 Jan 30 2013
You could buy him some lube instead of flowers as a get well gift?
Other than that your response is perfect.
birra
01:51 Jan 30 2013
Remind him he will still have to give himself a "stranger" for half the time?
sahahria
15:13 Jan 30 2013
Remind him that it also means he still has to wipe his own ass as he has "Rosey" available.
RedQueen
23:44 Jan 30 2013
Or he can fined an obliging friend- his choice of who, of course *purrmissyoupurr*
PhoenicianDream
00:21 Feb 01 2013
What the hell? Is he ambidextrous? O.o
Isis101
00:33 Feb 03 2013
Um...wow. LOL!