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21:45 Oct 31 2011
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An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.



Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.



In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.



A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him.







He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.





As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely containing his laughter), and who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on here?"



The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the shit out of a ghost."



Happy Halloween!!!!!!!!

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03:15 Oct 07 2011
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Topless Baristas Needed (New West)



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New coffee joint opening up near Columbia Skytrain Station, but not just another coffee shop . . .



Now recruiting female baristas who are comfortable with working topless, wearing shorts and moderate heels.



You absolutely MUST be over 18 years of age. Should also be fit and have a good sense of humour.



Full-time and part-time and openings available.



$15/hr plus excellent gratuity potential.

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05:03 Oct 05 2011
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Teen's Murder Defense: I am a Vampire. And a Werewolf
05:35 Oct 01 2011
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By Benjamin Radford | LiveScience.com – 8 hours ago....tweet3EmailPrint......Stephanie Pistey, a Florida teenager, is accused of luring a 16-year-old boy to a remote area so her friends could kill him. The story is tragic enough, but it takes a bizarre twist: Pistey claims that she and her four co-defendants are part of a vampire cult — and that she's also a werewolf.



In an interview with local TV station WBBH-TV, Pistey said. "Since I was like 12 every fiber in my body, basically everything, I know this is going to be crazy, but I believe that I'm a vampire and part werewolf." She claims that as part of her vampire rituals she has, on at least one occasion, drank the blood of her boyfriend (and co-defendant) William Chase. What do we make of this strange claim?



Is this a legal-savvy bid to lay the groundwork for a plea of not guilty by reason of insanity? It seems unlikely, because there's no indication that the victim, Jacob Hendershot, had his blood sucked out by Pistey or anyone else; there's no clear vampirism element to the murder. Claiming you're a vampire and/or werewolf doesn't explain why you'd kill someone, nor does it mean you're not sane.



There are legions of vampire enthusiasts who draw on the works of Bram Stoker, Anne Rice, Stephenie Meyer, Stephen King and countless others for inspiration. People like Pistey are drawn to the vampire subculture for the same reasons people are drawn to any subculture: for a sense of community and shared interest, from vampire-themed book clubs to secret bloodletting rituals. Some people wear capes; others have vampire fang dental implants. Some even sip blood. [Is It Safe to Drink Blood?]



Pistey is lucky she's not living in the 16th century; while suspected witches were often attacked and burned, many suspected werewolves suffered a similar fate. In 1589, a German man named Peter Stubbe claimed to be a werewolf. He owned a belt of wolf skin that, he said, allowed him to change into a wolf: Wearing it, his body would bend into a lupine form, his teeth would multiply in his mouth, and he craved human blood.



Stubbe claimed to have killed at least a dozen people over 25 years — though his confession was made under difficult circumstances. After prolonged torture (including chunks of his flesh being ripped out with heated pinchers, and his limbs being crushed with stones) he was decapitated on Halloween 1589, and his headless body burned at the stake. There was no real evidence of his crimes other than his confession, and it seems likely that Stubbe was mentally ill and suffered from delusions. There could be an element of this with all murderers who claim to be mythical creatures.



In pop culture vampires are very alluring, with elements of power, romance, mysticism, eroticism and immortality. Given the vampires' popularity, it's not surprising that many people claim to be vampires — and some of them are also murderers.



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