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well here r somethings about meyself:

u already know my name so yea its Rob.

i am 6ft. 150ibs

i live in wildwodd new jersey the most boreing ass town that u can ever live in unless its summer then it kicks ass cause u can suck all the people dry...

all my friends never beleave me so thats y i came here nd plus none of them r into the same shit that im into





* 150 ibs???? I want to weigh out in ibs, please...might take some of the drag off my ass...*



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music: anthing hard enough to bang my head to nothing specifically.



*apparently banging your head to metal can jar some of the necessary LETTERS loose from your typing...*



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the death of an incocent man well is any one ever incocent



* I doubt it, not if they can HELP it, but then what the hell does it mean to be INCOCENT???*



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well i am about to gratuted for high school this is my last year





* I WEEP for the teachers that had this kid- and I wonder for how LONG?*

Suddenly there waz a terrible roar all around us and the sky waz full of what looked like hugh bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car



*Hugh Bats? Any relation to V. Bat?*



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im addicted 2 squares( the crisps) smarites n solitaire





mon the buggles!



You scumbag, you maggot. You cheep lousy faggot. Merry Christmas you arse!





*WTF??? what if the buggles don't like it?*

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so cat i am back in live ation after being dead for some time this cat a choyos is back on the run



tack what you like but leve what you won

we kon endles life and lots of beer

so whats to fear









*goes looking for the English to idiot dictionary AGAIN*



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Quote: Sex Sex Sex the Sign of Satin





*is THAT how much those sheets are?*



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a deadly desease its what keeps me morbidly descreate



*oh for CRYING out loud....*

i like theese pics their alot better ten what i had befor enjoy and send me comments



*is "learn to fucking spell" a good comment?*



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A Brief Aside.....



If I have to read one more profile that requires highlighting because the colors blend into the background, or there isn't enough contrast, or the pictures behind it are so fucking busy I can't see the text, or the type is so small you need a magnifying glass to read it....



I

Am

Going

To

Blow

Up

My

COMPUTER



And for all people who think it is cool to have this busy shit in your comment box, or when I type, it comes up white on a white background, so that I can't read what I am writing for your comment...



IT ISN'T



It is, however, a fucking pain in the ASS.

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iam a nigga and lovein it you got a prob with it take it up with me



*I'd rather peel it from my memory, thank you*



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and ANOTHER thing....yes, as a matter of fact, I AM in full rant mode tonight-and of you don't like it- STOP READING....



I don't care how cool you guys think it is...it is getting old...anyone of these, just pick one:



1) The gif. that shows somebody scooping out an eyeball with a spoon.....

2) The quote "people are like slinkys...." you know the one

3) the quote " You laugh because I am different..." yunh hunh that one too...



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Yah well you know, hay.



*definitely destined to go DOWN in the annals of history as a STELLAR opening quote....



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Quote: I love but still alone!





*someone has been playing with the lotion bottle again, haven't they...*

Hi to all Im a born 25% vampire and terned 25% vampire but still strong Im a sang-spy Blood and energy fells so good gives me peace

We vampires have bin here for thousands of years we come from many parts of the world my beleave is vampires are made when a incubus or sucubus demon inters the body and posesess you if born a vampire you have the control of your body why do some people think vampires are so sensule sex demons that drink blood, feed on emosionle energy and sex energy im one of the head leaders along with Count Valek of a vampire and witch House called The Order of the Black Sphere the are 10 + members in it





*goes looking for the english to idiot translation dictionary...*



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If you wish to exchange convorsation with me here are some ways to comtact me.



* I doubt I could understand it if we did...*



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HI MY NAME ISH DAN



I'M 15



ME ISH NOT SINGLE...

ME GOES OUT WITH TEH BESTEST GIRL EVER YAHA...HER NAME ISH PIPPA =D GO RATE HER 10 =O SEINE(PIPPA)SHE ISH TEH MOSHT SMEXYFUL ND BESTEST PERSON EVER





*pressing my palms into my eyes HARD*

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Well anything that I can headbag to is just fine with me



*goes looking for a ziplock...*

i am a vampiress from the old ways . i drink blood also i drink enrgey and sexualy . i bleend in were ever i can i dont like 2 be know that much i like lurk in the shadows alot unless ur intertesing 2 me then i just might just come out of the shadows and revile myself . i can be your best or your worest nightmare denpends on what you want ! but mostly i dont like being others worest nightmare i a peacful vampire . and my name is jess how i got it is a very long story .





*Dude, even CAMBRIDGE couldn't run this one through*



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This is me ~zippo~ and I say "i wood like 2 get 2 no you so talk 2 me or IM me if you wanna but if you dont wanna no me then fuck off "





*fucking off SIR! (smart salute)*



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i live my life according to my own perosnal code. My beleifs are shaped bye my expirences in that sense i am not religous!



*good thing- I doubt he could READ anyone else's code...*

I do like to

-cast spells (i am a wiccan for god's sake)



*I'm an atheist. Really? Swear to God*



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And anymore you'll just have to get the corage to ask me but...... i do bit *grin* trust me i do......



Some more about me:

_I speak Japness &english & some french



*japness????*



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I don't wanna talk to anyone who is perverted unless..... it is absulutly nessessary... lol....but if u're kinky that's another story ;)



*when would it possibly be absolutely necessary? When he can SPELL IT???*



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well ..... iam bach home in ns lol well i love my job iam a bartender and dishwasher and lesson learnd never go for what u want it never works lol well iam jest back home in my home town truro well have an aparment with my best frend lol it rulz well u wnat to know more text me





* I am not even gonna TRY to translate that*

Location: I am the sablumnal voices inside your head!



*not spelling like THAT you ain't*



surpisingly i do respct my teachers



*obviously not enough to pay ATTENTION*

I Bel12702 have experianced a particularly rough year full of emotional turm-oil



*can you get that by the ounce or by the can?*



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I love the way you do me

as i play you the silent scream of my loonley tombs



*LOONEY might be a bit closer to the truth...*



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Well people ma name is sam and i like in the midlands in the U.K. i like music with bands such as taking back sunday, MCR, funeral for a friend, the used and many more!

i have been told im emo but i dont no realy lol

well i'll tell more l8r! see ya l8r ppl





*oh my F*****G God.....do you people NOT read what you write? Oh wait...you can't, because it is ILLEGIBLE*



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i like people who are them selfs. i don't care what they look like. i go to college and i love it. i drive. i just got a black kitten. i am seeing someone who is my world. if you have any questions just ask.





*He's in COLLEGE???*

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I am nothing but a beginner in the vampiric ways, yet I learn fast and already possus a great wealth of knowlage.



*too bad SPELLING wasn't in all that knowlage*

I am a very pashonit person and i am alnd i am all about love i am very romantic!!



*I do believe I am about to poke myself in the eye with a chopstick...*

i am a massakist.



*ow...just reading that hurts...*

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I am tall, stubern like 2 joke around, I can b mean somtimes but most of the time Im pretty mello but yeah i am not boring.



* did somebody order the LARGE bottle of chlorine?*

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id just like to say i cant believe i got suspended for 2 weeks for being honest and speaking my mind, i thought everyone was entitelled to their own oppinion?



*maybe it was because you couldn't SPELL opinion?*