The Ultimate Vampire Resource and Directory

1-Kissing Is A Habit

Fucking Is A Game

Guys Get All The Pleasure

Girls Get All The Pain

10 Minutes Of Pleasure

9 Months Of Pain

3 Days In The Hospital

A Baby Without A Name

The Father Is A Bastard

The Mother Is A Whore

This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!!



2-Sex is like math

You subtract the clothes

Add the bed

Divide the legs

And Pray to god

You dont multiply



3-Roses are red

Grass is green

Open your legs

And I'll fill you with cream



4-Sex is good

Sex is fine

Doggy Style & 69

Just for fun

Or gettin paid

Everyone likes gettin laid





5-roses are nice

violets are fine.

ill be the six

if you be the nine.



6-roses are red

violets are blue

condoms will rip

now watch you get screwed



7-hug me, kiss me,

scratch me, bite me,

touch me, tease me,

squeeze me, please me,

suck me, fuck me,

lick me, stick me,

slap me, beat me,

group me, whip me,

cuff me, stuff me,

OHH BABY YOU CAN HAVE ME!!!