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Hey, that always worked for me when I was out and met someone. Usually, I would be out with guys from work and some female starts talking to me and I tell her, "You would probably have a better chance with one of my friends."
Then, there's my favorite line of ALL TIME: "I'm used to dating women prettier than you."
>:D
ive been in a similar situation except i told the person i was a priest
Haha awwe evil Zombie 😈
Well i probably should tell him that i have few kids an expecting tweens xD omz i even surprised myself with bullshit i told that hwat guy.He was real men ....kind what i love.....probably that is why i pushed him away....Zombie thing ya know. Lol
You are so funny sis. I did that once too. Pulled the 'I am married' card. Course I am not married. I gotten in a flirting match with this girl and it got deep. When she asked if she could have my number I told her my wife does not like me to give my number out. I was not sure why either I did it. She was hot, we hit it off but...I was kind of seeing someone and before I knew it... I pulled out the married card. And I am a guy! Explain that one. LOL! I love reading your journal though. You are so damn funny sis.
Hahaha ah my brother this Zombie has so turbulent life coz I'm Dani so all is allowed. XD i just told my brother what happen he rolling at the floor. Lol
Ahh Zombie blonde lol deadly combination xD
Hahaha dani u r soo funny
and
damion..lmao
Ahhh what a day 😯 it's weekend so i decided to go at swimming pool with my friends so i get ready, sit in the car ......but car didn't make even a sound 😡what the hell.....ok ok relax Dani go and take your brother car its fine don't panic .....i took his car without asking because OF COURSE if i ask him he will never give me his car.Finally i was on my way to meet with my friends .....but i remembered that i should buy new work suit for Monday because i have important meeting so i must impress people I'M FABULOUS! Lol ~giggles~
So i stop by ZARA store because they always have great clothes for work plus they are not to much expensive. I come in and OMFZ allllll summer collection is absolutely amazing 😍 i couldn't breathe sooooo exciting! !!!! I spent 2 hour's at ZARA store and of course i took bunch of clothes YAY 😁........damn Dani you fucking late....Mina already called and she was pretty much pissed off so i promised that I'll be there soon....Promised?Soon? Ha!When you are Dani that doesn't work nope lol.....ok I'm not that bad i really had strong will to be there soon as possible but....i took new clothes so i need new trendy shoes and make up.....I'll hury....so i go to first DM store because they have absolutely everything of make up.....so i spent there next 1 hour......i turn off my phone lol .....and i was going to buy shoes so i found amazing Christian Dior sandals i was so happy and excited but guess what lol i spend almost all cash so i needed 210 euros more 😑and unfortunately terminal for credit card's was down so they couldn't take it from my credit card so only solution was to go at bank and take cash....ok ....i go to bank for cash but bank security told me 'oh miss you can't enter in bank with dressed like that sorry i can't let you in' i snap 😈 mister motherfucker i was about to go at swimming so i don't see anything bad. So he told me that my dress is to short so i can't enter in bank......i was about to kill asshole but thanks fuck my friend work on bank salter so he told that asshole to let me in Fuck yeah lol.....so i took money and run back to take my fabulous sandals 😘 ....i spend my 3 payments in today's shopping x.x but oh well lol and finally when i was on my way to meet with my friends my brother called me to back home and give him documents from his car grrrrrrr and yea. That was day of one Zombie lol i didn't go at swimming pool but tomorrow is new day so yea I'm going tomorrow haha .....yea my friends are angry but I'll fix that tomorrow lol
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Wow! smh.....That better be some fix...lol
Well today i was good friend i take them on lunch ....but they are still lil angry on this poor Zombie. Lol😏
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ive had those moods before ill try not to bug you today
You don't bug me silly. ☺
When I get in that mood I go to my man cave and shut the door till it passes. I think we all go though that sometimes. Normally too its when I am tired, working too many long hours and not taking time for myself. Maybe you need some 'me' time. Refill your cup back up.
I will bug you, with GUTS & BRAAAINS!!!
Gimme some fresh brainzzzz 😈
Last night i go at club with my brother and cousin and some other bitches lol Really was great .....a had a lot of fun so i relaxed little more than i probably should .....so i got drink like azz 💀lol
So tomorrow morning was hellish i even couldn't remember last night and i had bad hungover ....oh well somehow i survived day at work.i couldnt wait to get home.
I come home and at door was my cousin Michael i even didn't come in and he was screaming at me FOR FUCK SAKE DANI WHAT WAS THAT LAST NIGHT I DON'T KNOW YOU LIKE THAT! .........I got frozen lol i couldn't remember anything ....i was like. Think Dani think....omg what i did?did i kissed someone? Maybe i did something bad ....i might sleep with some stranger ....nah that is not possible ...
-Sorry Michael I'm not really sure what i did.
I was absolutely scared to hear wtf i did.probably something really bad.
-Come on Dani you acting or you really don't remember how you was really bitch and how you made fun of my friend Sasha?That isn't nice.Did you had fun ?Do you feel better now?You are Evil. Etc etc....
I start to laugh like crazy.No i didn't laugh because i made fun on that guy i laughed because i was felt like huge rock fall from my back !I didn't do nothing that stupid how i thought. Lol and i really don't remember how or why i made fun of him.probably he was asshole like almost every guy lol so no nothing bad happened. 😇😇😇ALLLL IS GOOD 🤒😁😂
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O_o
very cute
O zašto nisam ti ja cigareta bez filtera samo da šetam od prstiju tvojih do usana..
That was one of my fav songs when i was in high school..
Moja isto :)
That's why you are my wife :p
When life gives you lemons. ......FUCKING SELL THEM AND BUY CHRISTIAN LOUBOUTIN SHOES! !!! ♡
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lol, shoe whore lol.
that's a lot of lemons girl
Shoe whore yup dat iz meh xD lmfaooooooo I effing love you LZ!
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Are dating a Leo or is that song lyrics?
Nope i don't date with "that leo" :) I don't date with anyone. ...
wow das ist intensiv
I like it !
Ugh work! But oh well at least I'm looking forward to go at dinner after work with old friend from childhood! He is back in Belgrade :D omz I don't have anything to wear. ..going it the shopping right now. ... excited excited excited! !!!!!!@@@^^&:/$$//:"''$%/"$$^£€
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Oh hell, a triple is like jet fuel to me. lol
Hahaha well Dave we all need extra "fuel" sometimes :)
..... I can't sleep and I have only 3 hours until I get up and go on joining and then at work x.x this sucks !
You know. ... old legend says when you can't fall asleep at night you are awake in someone's else dream.And if is that effing true I wish I could find out who is that and go right now to kick their azz! DAMMIT! Lol
Ugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary.However , I looked it up on wiskeypedia and learned if you drink much of it it's likely tequilya. O.o
#drunkinlove o.O not drunk in love I'm just drunk lol
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You are such a cute drunkard :)
Lurves you!
So...I finished earlier with work and I was heading to the restaurant to meet with "fiance" of my cousin. I was thinking about how to make him more stupid than he is so I was thinking about some evil things. ...He already was in restaurant I noticed he was nervous ...I kinda feel sorry for him ugh dammit! -_- I felt like I don't have right to do what I planned. I mean he is jerk and cheating asshole but every guy is like that. Why he would be different. We can't change them. They will cheat soon or later. But I felt on my skin how is like when someone trying to control your life and your relationship and I know how much I suffered because of that. My mom destroyed my relationship ( ok cheating fake ass boyfriend destroyed it but also my mom made things harder before that happened. Anyway this is not important anymore) so maybe this guy deserve other chance. So I sit at his table and I was strict with him. I told him that I don't like him at all and that I just wanted to see how much he is honest with my cousin but that turns out that he is just another cheating fuck.He was so surprised and he didn't know what to say. So I told him what I was planning to do with him so he begged me to not show my cousin our conversation in msgs.So I told him that I won't but only if he tell her that is early for marriage and that they first spend some time in relationship and after that they can think about next level of their relationship. He said that he is ok with that. And that he will find job and try to get his own place to live and that he really likes my little stupid cousin. Haha yeah sure but seems that his d**k has more priorities than my cousin lol typically guy -_-
So we had dinner and we talked about him and his life (tomorrow I'll check everything what he said about his life and family) lol And I get back home. I decided to not tell anything about this and I give chance to this guy. I don't know if I didn't right thing or not .Time will show it....if he turn out like lier it's never too late to destroy him. I'll gladly do it. Byt for now let's see what will happen. ....meh
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It's funny how guys think all girls will cheat and girls think all guys will cheat....So what happened to the plan to have your cousin show up at the restaurant?
No she didn't. I called my friend who supposed to take her to the restaurant and I told him that I changed my plan. ..just for now. So she doesn't know that he isn't such perfect guy how she thinks.Idk I couldn't hurt her like that. It's so cruel. I know how she would feel. And I hope i did right thing. I also hope he won't hurt her ok he will eventually hurt her because love sucks but I hope he won't make fool of her or I'll show him way to hell....close to fire....I swear.
This plan was pretty genius QZ. I think you did the right thing looking out for your cousin - at least maybe this will give her some time to think things through instead of plunging headlong into a messy situation. Also, that guy might treat her better now that he knows he has to answer to the Queen! ; )
Well....I really hope I did right thing. But like you said my friend if he do something bad he will answer to Queen very crazy Queen lol
Well u did a good thing..but asshole will always be an asshole..he get away this time cuz you were nice and gave him another chance..but who would cheat in the begening of relationship when everything should be in butterflys and sweet and usually we have only our loved person in thoughts and heart..so it is obviusly he don't love her and it is only the matter of time..
So...since my lil stupid cousin didn't give up on more stupid idea of getting married for guy who she even don't know enough I decided to be asshole and prove her that he doesn't love her. He just need free place to live and free sex and food. I messaged that guy few days.I told him that I like him and that would be awesome if we go out on dinner. And guess what he accepted. So tomorrow night we going out.I didn't told anything to my lil cousin but my best friend will take her on place where I should be with her " lovely fiancee" with her perfect guy who loves her to the death. So she will realize that he is just cheating fucking fuck .And I saved all msgs from last few days what he sent me. So hopefully she will open her eyes and give up on stupid idea of marriage. I know she will be mad at me but one day she will thank me for this. ....I'll save her from dumb son of bitch.
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Ohhh my can't wait to see what happened next..hope all goes ok for you and your cousin
Well I know that she will be hurt and mad.But also she good know that I don't give fuck for that guy and that I'm just going to prove my point. I will just go out with him and she will see me with him.So I'll show her when he writes to me and that is it.
Or out of anger and very high emotions things escalate very quickly before anyone has a chance to stop and think and something happens that will forever change lives....But I'm sure you've thought about that.
Well my friend Borko will explain to her what is going on before they come in restaurant. Hey I know that this might be stupid idea. But I don't have other ideas. She knows that I am not that kind of person who would steal someone's boyfriend. Because I really hate such people. I'm doing this just to open her eyes. And no I don't wanna have anything with that guy. Even handshake lol
your so naughty lol
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XbluesandX
23:28 Jun 30 2016
Very, very cool. I love them!!
Asgardareid
23:33 Jun 30 2016
What?????? Not one pair of shoes???
Are you ok, honey? Do you need to talk?? ;D
QueenZombiee
23:36 Jun 30 2016
Lmfaoooooo i love ya!
Asgardareid
23:38 Jun 30 2016
Love ya too.... my poor barefoot princess! ;D
DamionxApocalypse
00:07 Jul 01 2016
very nice
frozenVheart
20:40 Jul 05 2016
Damn i don't have that much colors in my whole closet as u have on your one shirt lol..my closet is 50 shades of blackness..lmao..nice shopping..and comments above made me laugh