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00:38 Apr 16 2007
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Since your sense of humour is in need of as much attention as your memory here's something to make you smile.







Newspaper headlines







Crack Found on Governor's Daughter

[Imagine that!]



Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

[No, really?]



Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

[Now that's taking things a bit far!]



Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?

[Not if I wipe thoroughly!]



Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

[What a guy!]



Miners Refuse to Work after Death

[No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-sos!]



Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

[See if that works any better than a fair trial!]



War Dims Hope for Peace

[I can see where it might have that effect!]



If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

[You think?]



Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

[Who would have thought!]



Enfield (London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

[They may be on to something!]



Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

[You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?]



Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge

[he probably IS the battery charge!]



New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

[Weren't they fat enough?!]



Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

[That's what he gets for eating those beans!]



Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

[Taste like chicken?]



Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

(Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]



Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

[Boy, are they tall!]

And the winner is....



Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead



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We all need a good laugh, keep on smiling