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FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.

8-years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!



FREE PUPPIES:

1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.



FREE PUPPIES...

Mother, AKC German Shepherd.

Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall fences in a single bound.



FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.

Looks like a rat. Been out a while.

Better be a big reward.



COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.

Also 1 gay bull for sale.



NORDIC TRACK

£300 Hardly used, call Chubby.



JOINING NUDIST COLONY!

Must sell washer and dryer £300.



WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .

Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.



And the best one?:



FOR SALE BY OWNER:

Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition.

£1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, Got married last month. Wife knows everything.