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A mother passing her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see that the bed was made and everything was cleared up. Then she saw an envelope on the bed. It was addressed, "Mum". With the worst premonition, she opened the letter and read it with trembling hands.



Dear Mum, It is with great sorrow that I'm writing to you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and Dad.

I've been finding real passion with Ahmed, and he is so nice, even with all his piercing, tattoos, beard, and motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion, Mum. I'm pregnant, and Ahmed said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me, and that's now one of my dreams, too. Ahmed taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it ourselves and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Ahmed can get better. He deserves it!

Don't worry about me, Mum. I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself. One day I'm sure we'll be back so you can get to know your grandchildren.



Your loving daughter

XXXXXXX



PS: Mum, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbours' house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my school report, which is in the middle drawer of my desk. I love you. Please call when it is safe to come home.

this was in a thread in the sandbox ,, I thought it was so funny I put it in here





Only in America......do drugstores make the sick people walk all the way to the back of the store for their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front counter.



they would have escalators up to the gym :P



Only in America do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.



Only in America.....can you get a pizza to your home faster then a paramedic, firefighter, or police officer.



Only in America do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.



only in america do we have to press 1 to get english



only in america can we go to jail for buying weed, but can get cigarrettes at any store..



Only in America do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.



only in america parents drive their kids to the bus stop, instead of driving them to school

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