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*pants* Phwew. I managed to escape the Underwear Gnomes. Those things are fast. Wait! Hold on! *goes silent*..................... *faint wisper* Ok, I am back. It appears that they are sending out patrol's to find me. Where they are looking, I don't know. But they have not found me... Yet. Anyways, I have to find something to eat. I am sure there is something here.

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Kitsuna
06:56 Aug 22 2009

Be careful. They could be monitoring the fridge.

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Well, I arrived at this some what of a cool looking site. I think it was Vampire something. I just cant remember what the name was. But thats besides the point. I am new, willing to learn new tricks, And maybe learn to drive. (Wait, I cant drive yet?) Oh no! I have been spotted! I will have to write back later! No time to waste, must leave!



PS: No I am not being chased by the so called undead. Its the so called "Hawaii Underwear Gnomes". They are really vicious this time of month.