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Well, with the way things are running at my job for the moment, my "lunch~break" usually consists of driving to the "dining facility" (political correctness), grabbing something quick, and going right back to the office. I have no problem with this because I enjoy eating alone rather than have 20 people look me up and down while I’m stuffing my face. During the process of choosing my “poison” for the evening, an example of the “typical male species” decides that he wants to try and make a move on me. Heh…

I’m guessing I send out this vibe saying, “Hey guys, I’m a red-head, come seduce me!”



~~Hmmm…maybe I should consider wearing a button on my ass and boobs saying, “If you’re looking at this, I DON’T WANT YOU TO SPEAK TO ME!!!” Nah, that might attract more idiots…grrrr~~~



Anyway, this is how conversation 1 & 2 (he didn’t catch the hint the first time, go figure) ensued :



Convo 1~~

I was giving a friend a hug on my way through the line…

Idiot : “ Why can’t I get a hug like that?”

Me : “Because I’m not friends with you.”

Idiot: “I wanna be your friend.”

Me : *rolls eyes* “Why? You want a hug too or somethin’?”

Idiot : “Nah, I want you..”

Me : “You can’t have me”

Idiot : “ Not even for a day, a couple hours?”

Me : “No, you still can’t have me”

Idiot : “Okay, okay, what about only an hour?”

Me : “Phhffftt…You couldn’t last an hour.”

Idiot : “Oh, you got jokes…”

Me : “Always..Bye”

Then I walk off, hoping I don’t have to deal with this guy another night.



Convo 2~~

ALL I wanted was FOOD! So I get up to the line and he was supposed to get my box for my food, but he decided to just…walk off. Right, I may not be ‘cool’ with the man, but he still has a job to do! Heh, he walks around the line and tries to pull me with him…

Idiot : “Walk with me, we need to talk”

Me : “No we don’t, I need to get food”

Idiot : “Just for a minute.”

Me : “Uh, no. I’m getting my food and going back to work..”

Idiot : “Why it gotta be like that?”

Me : “Cause I’m not I-N-T-E-R-E-S-T-E-D”

I get my food, and leave….



Granted the 2nd conversation was no where near as funny as the 1st, but I did enjoy that little twinge of pain I think I caught a glimpse of…*wicked evil grin*