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05:33 Nov 12 2007
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What a fucking joke...
ROFLMMFAO!!!!!!
16:09 Nov 06 2007
Times Read: 924
OMG OMG OMG! I can't believe she recorded and posted that song on the house main page!
LMFAO
Who am I kidding? Of course I can believe she'd do that!
OH OH OH OH It's soooooo funny... XD
I'm going to pee myself from laughing too hard... yet I keep refreshing the page.
It's fucking hilarious!
♥ YOU are Awesome hun! ♥
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
Words of wisdom..
21:57 Nov 04 2007
Times Read: 946
... sent to me from my loving mother.... she's fucking awesome. =)
For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.
1. Men are like .. Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like. Bananas The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like Weather Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like ... Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like ... Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like .... Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores .... Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
8. Men are like .... . Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like .... . Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms ... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ........ Lava Lamps .. Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
I'm nice sometimes.... really I am... just not right now.
02:36 Nov 04 2007
Times Read: 955
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn bitch!
You're so trailer park....
I can smell the Pap's Blue Ribbon and aerosol cheese from here.
Viva Kingman! LOL
(except Sapphy ♥ 'cause she "ain't ghetto" ;) )
Hey Asshole... Stop Talking Shit...
04:14 Nov 03 2007
Times Read: 964
*knock*knock*
"Who's there?"
GO FUCK YOURSELF!
*grins*
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