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Suck your what!???!
20:05 Mar 13 2009
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The message:
Roses are red, violets are blue, give me a blowjob and I will thank you.
PD's Reply:
Violets are drab... roses are dead... so bend over backwards.. and give YOURSELF head.. =P
A pearl of wisdom from PD
17:13 Mar 01 2009
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I'm not putting the conversation that this originated from in here, or even the circumstances that spurred it. It's something that I think is good to keep in mind though
Just be more careful next time honey.. if it looks like a skunk, and smells like a skunk... it sure as fuck isn't a striped kitty... you know what I mean?
Show me your titties
01:01 Mar 01 2009
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Our first example of WWPDD
The Issue:
"..I got this one idiot who actually asked me if I had nice tits!!! If I could have I would have reached through this comp screen and whacked the shit out of that man."
What PD Would Do:
PD finds the nastiest, fattest, ugliest pic of man boobs that she can and sends that to them. Sometimes I preface it with.. "oh yeah baby, they're gorgeous.. want to see them?" and sometimes they just get slapped with the man boobs. It works believe it or not. If a few perverts block you for it, you're that much better off. ;)
Easy enough. Right?
PD Plague...
00:53 Mar 01 2009
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Alright people. Lets start an epidemic. This one could get ugly very fast.
(Insert disclaimer here - PD is not legally or morally responsible for anything that happens should you actually adopt this idea... it's not PD's fault if you're that easily swayed)
When faced with a situation when one is left pondering.. go ahead and just ask yourself
What would PD do?
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COMMENTS
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MooniePie
20:15 Mar 13 2009
Roses are Red.
Violets are blue.
Glad I didn't ask you for head.
You'd tell me that too.
=D
Stikki
20:18 Mar 13 2009
Roses are red
clovers are green
if you get too close
I will cut off your ween.
KamarillaKaine
20:31 Mar 13 2009
o.0
i got nothin
absolutely nothin!!
lol
PhoenicianDream
20:47 Mar 13 2009
clovers are green.. kk's in bed, sorry.. she's got her mouth full, already giving head o_0
Stikki
20:53 Mar 13 2009
skin is tan
so is my schlong
those are not the droids you are looking for KK
so move along...
PhoenicianDream
21:13 Mar 13 2009
LMMFAO
omg stikki... thanks.. now I have to pee :P
KamarillaKaine
22:02 Mar 13 2009
ROFLMMFAO !!!
omg haha
i luff you guys :)
PD .. joo know meh so well :)