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09:56 Jun 27 2013
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I'm starting to feel caged again.
I despise that feeling.
sexual harassment13:21 Jun 26 2013
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It makes the world go round. If we're friends harassment is a given. Though I keep telling the dirty old man who works overnight with me that he doesn't want any of what I bring to the table. He thinks I'm joking when I tell him I'd kick him in the balls hog tie him and leave him in the closet overnight. Poor clueless bastard.
09:53 Jun 26 2013
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From Deadmau5, to Cole Porter, to Train, and now Rob Zombie... I'm musically indecisive tonight.
My coworker said the name of a customer tonight, 'thank you Mr. ----' and what it sounded like she said was something completely different. The conversation that followed was this:
Me: dude.. you don't even want to know what it sounded like you called that guy.
her: what? No, really tell me.
Me: Think crude word that starts with a P.
Her: what, penis?
Me: uh, no... think opposite of penis
Her: What's the opposite of penis?
Me: o.0 *waits for it*
Her: I don't get it. What's the opposite of penis.
Me: O_o *waits for it*
Her: Ooooh, Ohhhhhh hahaha I was thinking vagina.
Me: well, yes but no. I was hoping it would click so I wouldn't have to explain it. =/
o.o lordy.. sometimes I want to bang my head on solid objects.
13:14 Jun 25 2013
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What I wouldn't give for a killer massage right about now.
mmmmmm07:40 Jun 22 2013
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There's only a few things more invigorating than a cold shower in the desert.
now if only it were followed by fornication and a scalp massage
haha don't mind me I'm just daydreaming
hahaha have I mentioned that I adore the fuckers I work with? 11:37 Jun 12 2013
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Tonight alone we've discussed:
Bra grabbing
ball grabbing
balls dropping in the toilet
balls getting pinched in the toilet seat
black and blue balls
psychotic exes
phone sex
sex toys
and food
o.0 and it's only halfway through the shift
heh
09:42 Jun 04 2013
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Has anyone else seen a preview for the show Pretty Wicked Moms?
What... the fuck.. was that?
Crazy bitches. O_O
Ain't nobody got time for that!02:39 Jun 04 2013
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It's not you it's me. O.o no wait, it is you..
find someone else to perv on
I have no desire to be one of many sources for your cyber fantasies. No I will not cyber with you, no I will not send you pics, no I do not want to be part of your spank bank full of online hussies, no I do not like green eggs and ham, I do not like them Sam I Am.
I have a life, a very busy one. I don't have time for online smutty bullshit with people who are not tangible. I'm sure there's a plethora of bored skanks that would be happy to accommodate you. I am not one of them.
spoilers21:59 Jun 01 2013
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My mom doesn't like sad or depressing movies. I couldn't convince her to watch Les Miserables. So I offered to give her my summed up moral of the story. She knew what she was in for when I offered, but she couldn't resist. I let her know that the movie could be summed up in 3 points.
1. Don't bother being part of a revolution because you're going to fucking die.
2. You can sell your teeth, and you can sell your hair, but if you sell your vagina you're going to die.
3. Whatever you do for the love of god don't steal a loaf of bread because that shit will haunt you for the rest of your life.
There you go. Les Mis in a nutshell, more or less.
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