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Hazardous Materials Information Sheet
Woman
Element : Woman
Symbol : Wo
Discoverer : Adam
Atomic Mass : Accepted at 53.6 Kg but known to vary from 40-200kg.
Occurrences : Large quantities in urban shopping areas.
Physical Properties :
1. Surface usually covered by paint.
2. Boils at nothing , freezes for no known reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter if incorrectly handled.
5. Yields if pressure applied in correct places.
6. Found in various states from virgin metal to common ore.
Chemical Properties :
1. Has great affinity for gold and a range of precious stones.
2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason.
4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity increases greatly by saturation in alcohol.
5. MOST Powerful money reducing agent known to man.
Common Uses :
1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
2. Can be a great aid to relaxation.
3. Very effective cleaning agent.
Tests :
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in natural state.
2. Turns green when placed next to a better specimen.
Hazards :
1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.
2. Illegal to posses more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come in direct contact with each other, if this happens there is an atomic reaction in which the user becomes physically damaged.
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