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today the arch bishop( spell check?) came to school!! he seemed pretty cool!!! he sounded a bit like a amish person!! hahahaha!!!

well today was sports day!!! it sucked!!! this morning i was so happy coz it was raining!!! then the sun started to shine!!! so i sat under a umbrella for the majority of the day!!! i was in the sun for like 2 hours tops and i am so badly burnt!!! it hurts to do any type of facial expression!!!ahhhh!!! i cant even cry!!!!fuck!!

last night i made up a song called "POOSHIT"

hahahahahahaa!!!! i crack myself up!!! i would write the lyrics, but im scared that someone might play-gerize it!!! i mean coz its sooo good!!!

hahahaha pooshit and peepee!!! ok i think that it is about time i grow up!!!you cant have someone like me going into the work force in like 4 months!!! hahaha !!!! pooshit!!!

i have a certain teacher who tends to come to class with a hard on from time to time!!! i sit in the front of the class and he stands quite close to my head!!! today he came to class with the hard on and was sitting on the desk just flaunting it!!! then when he was standing up he kept moving his hips forward and backward!!!! man it is so hard to pay attention when he is like that, it just makes me laugh!!! not to mention that i go to an all girl school!! so which student keeps turning him on?!!! hahahaaha yuk!!

today at school my friends played a very evil prank on me!!! they were like "milla dont move,just be calm,don't be afraid, there is a..." by that time i was in the middle of the classroom having freak out!!!i could of sworn that they said that there was a caterpiller on me!!! i mean the only things that im really scared of are caterpillers!!! so i started jumping around , screaming, shaking my school uniform, yelling "oh my god where is it? where is it? get it off me ? get it off me!!!!" , hyperventalating!!! holy shit i was so freaked out!!!! i mean why would some one do anything so evil to me?!!! anyway there was no caterpiller, and i freaked out for nothing!!!! i have to find a way to get them back!!!!!!

hmmm well today im celebrating imbloc!! im just trying to release all of my negative energy!!!and im also trying to get this strange image out of my head!!! have you ever seen a bird with nipples? ya know how chickens make chicken breast ? well why dont they have nipples?hahaha imagine birds with nipples so fuuny!!boy , i sure am strange!!!!