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if anything i'd love to be in a house alone with you, in your bed room, making out...and at the same time directing your hands all over my body, i would love to go down on you, kissing you using my mouth playfully, teasing you ... getting more intimate as i take you pants off,kiss tenderly, lick wantingly, and suck hungirly onto your manhood, ;D, and well maybe i would please you enough for you to explode with passion, and after that i know we would both be so horny, i would get on top of you, kiss you at first and bite your lower lip tenderly, and as i set myself onto you i would make love to you all night as we kissed and licked and bit each other sensually ans sexuaally, while the sweat rolled off our bodies grinding into each other throught the night as if time had stopped.

and then i would take you into the shower with me to calm our tenseness and to was the sweat off each other, and in doing so we begin to kiss, sticking our tounges in each others mouth massaging our tounges, then while still kissing i turn over so my back is against the shower wall, as you pin my hands above my head continuously kissing me, hungirly attacking my lips, neck, chest, and breasts.... you take over and turn me facing the wall, you forcfully enter me from behind me as i am pressed against the steamed wall, then still pentetrated in me you pull me away from the wall to were the hot, steamy, rain falling drops of the water fall onto both of us, then you compress you fuck me from behind again, grabbing the inside of my thighs and my hips as well as my breasts at times, still fucking me you pull me up to where i am right against your back, you agressively french me while still punding into me

then i progress and take you down in a laying position in the tub while the water beats rhythmaticaly on my back, and i start to ride you again, i start off fast and hard never taking a momant to breath and moans come naturally to both if us, as you grab at my breasts, and my ass and motionally move me up and down on you making it more pleasurable for the both of us

then we flip over i take your hand and i make you start to finger me i moan as you add 2, then 3 fingers into me, i start to ooze out of my womanhood, i bite my lip over and massage my breasts in frolnt of you teasing you as i moan

Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I would like to have one too!" Then I said, "But she is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she looked like. I said, "You don't understand. ... I have had Sex since I was nine years old." He replied, "You must have been quite a strong boy." When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding was over. I said, "But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole world revolves around Sex." He said he didn't want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church. I told him everyone would enjoy having Sex at the wedding. The next day we were married at the Justice of the Peace. My family was barred from the church from then on.



When my wife and I went on our honeymoon, I took the dog with me. When we checked into the motel, I told the clerk that I wanted a room for me and my wife and a special room for Sex. He said that every room in the motel is a place for sex. I said, "You don't understand. ... Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Me too!"



One day I entered Sex in a contest. But before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just looking around. I told him that I was going to have Sex in the contest. He said that I should have sold my own tickets. "You don't understand," I said, "I hoped to have Sex on TV." He called me a show off.



When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married but Sex left me after I was married." The Judge said, "Same here!"



Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking all over for her. A cop came over and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in the morning. I said, "I'm looking for Sex." -- My case comes up next Thursday.



Well now I've been thrown in jail, been divorced and had more damn troubles with that dog than I ever foresaw. Why just the other day when I went for my first session with the psychiatrist, she asked me, "What seems to be the trouble?" I replied, "Sex has been my best friend all my life but now it has left me for ever. I can't live any longer being so lonely." and the doctor said, "Look mister, you should understand that sex isn't a man's best friend so go get yourself a dog."