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Love starts with a smile, grows with a kiss,

and ends with a tear.



Don't cry over anyone who won't cry over you.



If love isn't a game, why are there so many players?



Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave,

and impossible to forget.



You can only go as far as you push.



Actions speak louder than words.



The hardest thing to do is watch the one you love,

love somebody else.



Don't let the past hold you back;

you're missing the good stuff.



Life's short. If you don't look around

once in a while you might miss it.



A BEST FRIEND is like a four leaf clover,

HARD TO FIND and LUCKY TO HAVE.



Some people make the world

SPECIAL just by being in it.



BEST FRIENDS are the siblings God forgot to give us.



When it hurts to look back,

and you're scared to look ahead,

you can look beside you and your

BEST FRIEND will be there.



TRUE FRIENDSHIP "NEVER" ENDS.

Friends are FOREVER.



Good friends are like stars.... You don't always see them,

but you know they are always there.



Don't frown. You never know who is

falling in love with your smile.



What do you do when the only person who can

make you stop crying is the

person who made you cry?



Nobody is perfect until you fall in love with them.



Everything is okay in the end.

If it's not okay, then it's not the end.



Most people walk in and out of you life,

only friends leave footprints in your heart.

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...



On Sears hairdryer:

Do not use while sleeping.

(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)



On a bag of Fritos:

You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

(The shoplifter special!)



On a bar of Dial soap:

Directions: Use like regular soap.

(and that would be how?)



On some Swann frozen dinners:

Serving suggestion: Defrost.

(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)



On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)

Do not turn upside down.

(Too late! you lose!)



On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:

Product will be hot after heating.

(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)



On packaging for a Rowenta iron:

Do not iron clothes on body.

(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)



On Boot's Children's cough medicine:

Do not drive car or operate machinery.

(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)



On Nytol sleep aid:

Warning: may cause drowsiness.

(One would hope!)



On a Korean kitchen knife:

Warning: keep out of children.

(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)



On a string of Christmas lights:

For indoor or outdoor use only.

(As opposed to use in outer space.)



On a food processor:

Not to be used for the other use.

(Now I'm curious.)



On Sainsbury's peanuts:

Warning: contains nuts.

(but no peas?)



On an American Airlines packet of nuts:

Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)



On a Swedish chainsaw:

Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.

(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)



On a child's Superman costume:

Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?



People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.





When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Screw off. What good is a goddamn cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?





When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?



When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dicknose, I paid $9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the frigging ceiling up there. What did you come here for?



When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.



When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know asshole, you frigging pulled me over.



When people say "Life is short." What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What? Are they going to do something that's longer?



When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't return the favor! It's one god damn piece of paper!



When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here asshole!



People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy?

This is without a doubt one of the nicest good luck forwards I have received.







Hope it works for you - and me







Lotus Totus:







You have 6 minutes







There's some mighty fine advice in these words, even if you're not superstitious. This Lotus Totus has been sent to you for good luck. It has been sent around the world ten times so far.







Do not keep this message.







The Lotus Totus must leave your hands in 6 MINUTES. Otherwise you will get a very unpleasant surprise. This is true, even if you are not superstitious, agnostic, or otherwise faith impaired.







ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.







TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.







THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.







FOUR. ! When you say, "I love you," mean it.







FIVE. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye.







SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.







SEVEN. Believe in love at first! sight.







EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much.







NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.







TEN.. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.







ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives.







TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly.







THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?"







FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.







FIFTEEN. Say "bless you" when you hear someone sneeze.







SIXTEEN. When you lose, don't lose the lesson







SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your actions.







EIGHTEEN. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.







NINETEEN. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.







TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.







TWENTY-ONE. Spend some time alone.!















Now, here's the FUN part!







Send this to at least 5 people and your life will improve.







1-4 people: Your life will improve slightly.







5-9 people: Your life will improve to your liking.







9-14 people: You will have at least 5 surprises in the next 3 weeks







15 and above: Your life will improve drastically and everyt! hing you ever dreamed of will begin to take shape.







A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.

Life and death are all the same but these feelings shred my apart. This feeling of dying, apart of my soul is departing and i can do nothing to stop it. The falling strands of thick, wavy, chestnut hair show signs of my losses, my deaths, blood sheded, tears drained, and every nerve i have shattered. All I have left are feelings of which i was never shown, maybe those that i deserved the most. I may recieve love, recieve truth, recieve trust, recieve any feelings positive and true... but who's to say they truely mean it. I can give all I've got and still have no one in the end. Was I truely ment for this world? How can I live this way? What can my love do... I mean if someone falls in love with me and i don't what do I do? Do I truely understand the meaning of love? Does even my understanding of it mean that I can at this age? Heart beating ever so fast, mind racing, butterflies in stomach, someone that is constantly on your mind no matter how you try to get him out of your head, anticipating the next time you hear his voice because you miss it so, and waiting for the next contact with him whether it be later that day or some odd days after, are these signs of love? Are these signs that you are falling in love with a man, and at this young age even though most people think it is impossible do you really trust in your heart that what you think is true? If maybe once a phone conversation was recorded of you and your lover and sent to all the people who are messing around in your life, do you think that they would back off and let you love? Do you think that they would understand that LOVE KNOWS NO AGE? Would they understand that it all depends on feelings, maturness, and life giving understanging? Maybe not but I know this much is true, there is a man that I do love and no one believes it is true, that I simply cannot love him because I have never been in love and never in a relationship. Though what I have seen and understood through these years have taught me something that no person could ever teach and those learn from that, you must understand it your own self. I am in love and it is the truth, I can not lie, I can not fake it, and I can not let it go.