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I'm currently sketching up a charcoal revamp of a 1940's wedding photo with some faux vintage lettering at the base as an anchor.

That first sentence was a lie (and a runon). I have had all day to work on this and I barely have bare bones. This is for a woman's 90th birthday party tomorrow at my future in-laws. They, being wonderful people and the only fully sane, warm, healthy family (everyone is still happily married and like each other so I can't say they're not a little weird) I've ever met, are people whom I desperately want to approve of me, dysfunctional, delusional, semi-catatonic, misfit Me. I have, however, bought and installed "Plants vs Zombies" on both my laptop and phone, reorganized my subscriptions, played with the blinds, pulled all of my make-up up to the counter from under the sink and back again, and named all of the dogs that live in my building. Surely a I'm do for a swift kick in the inspiration sometime soon. Meanwhile...