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Hmm. I guess I'm ignorant. I love it. -.- So any news lately? No. All except finals are almost over and I'm already sunburned. Whoppie. And for the record...I'm nobodies lady. And it doesn't bother me that your 'mistresses' or 'ladies' or whatever messages me. It's fine =] because there is a delete and block button =]. Life is good. It's okay with me if your 'pimp' or 'master' doesn't have enough room or is content with all the females he has now. That is perfectly a-okay with me. Because unfortunately....I don't share my men. I consider it immoral. If you think otherwise then hallelujuah God be praised. Not really....it's hard to do that while being an Athiest haha.

But yeah.

Oh.

My mother decided that she was going to use the dirtbike to drive down the highway. Awesome, huh? Yeah I can't wait to see what would happen if she were to get pulled over!

"Ma'am, you were going too slow on that thing." I know she would say something stupid like "Well I'll be damned. How about we trade?" With a beer in one hand and a marlboro sticking out of her mouth.

Lmfao.

Oh. My cats Toki and Sahara are pregnant....again. I'm shocked that their uteruses haven't fallen out yet. This will be Toki's third litter and Sahara's fourth or fifth...I can't remember. Oh and my dog, Lacy Mae, is pregnant with her first litter. This is going to be a joy ride. She's barely 5 pounds haha.

Mk

Back to the funny stuff.

This lady....Must be stuck on stupid. She tells me I don't have the GRAMMER to type or whatever. Hmm thats interesting...Because I thought that grammar was spelt with an ar? I guess I was wrong! Oh thy lord hath smited me! -laughs-

Aaaaahhhh, I love Mondays. They truely are a joy =]. Oh and people that lack common sense. Thats always a plus ;)