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Talking to Alice on the phone.

And she's eating those Willy Wonka candy's "Nerds".



Alice: Would you like some nerds?



Me: God, yes... I love those things.



Alice: ...Would that be classed as cannibalism for you?



God I love that girl! ^_^

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AliceJane
01:43 Jul 23 2009

I still feel bad for this.

Kinda wanting to crawl in a corner and hope to fuck it didn't happen.



I'm sorry :P



You sped.

But I love you :)

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trashvillian
07:43 Jul 23 2009

LOL i heard about this.



Burn :P

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honeypot
03:30 Oct 10 2009

lol too cute

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Isis101
21:33 Nov 12 2009

LOL! I get it...

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Heh. So I was perusing around some shit on my computer.

You know, the files that just evidently slip further and further into oblivion.



And, it seems I found this fucker.







This was taken when I use to live in New Zealand.

I believe I was 18 at the time.



I also believe that was the night me and my good friend Rob were horribly drunk and decided it'd be a good idea to spar... with katanas... real ones...

God, our hands were destroyed the next day.

Much like our poor heads.



Damn hangovers.

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PostInsanity
01:11 Jul 18 2009

xD

I love this =p

You need to search your computer more if this is what you come up with.

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NocturnalMistress
02:13 Jul 18 2009

HAHAHAHA!!

I am soooo gonna use this one against joo!! ;)

jk jk



but seriously... you sure you were drunk? :P

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AliceJane
01:42 Jul 23 2009

Cheyah. You is hot, babe.

can't deny this fact.

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Xzavier wins!



He was the first, and... well... so far the only person to understand my kismet. :(



"There's no place like 127.0.0.1"

127.0.0.1 is an IP address which refers to your locahost loop-back IP.



In other words, it's a nerdy way of saying "There's no place like home"

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Faceless
17:36 Jul 15 2009

lol funny funny a better way to stalk ya I can track you by your ip you know that

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Nemmy
17:38 Jul 15 2009

Not if I go through a proxy and trick you! mwhahaha!

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MBK
20:05 Jul 15 2009

You've been reading t-shirts on thinkgeek too much :P

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MooniePie
21:03 Jul 15 2009

I totally got it!



Go me! Go me! Go me!



-nerdy dance-

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Abstract
02:01 Jul 18 2009

I knew what it was too. Just didn't say anything. :(

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Xzavier
08:37 Jul 19 2009

You know I'm really to sure which is sadder, that you wrote it or that I knew what it meant lol

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XD
04:01 Jul 25 2009

I had a friend print me up a shirt that said that :P



I'm too tight to buy a proper one......

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So, I only just got my computer running again.

Something decided to digitally rape my master boot record AND corrupt my OS petition.



After much profuse swearing, tearing out hard drives and generally checking SATA cables, I was still unable to fire it up.



Did bootsect /fixmbr, but to no avail.



But low and behold, as a last "hail-mary" bullet... I thought I'd give the Windows Start-up Recovery a shot.

Even tho I knew it wouldn't work...



But the fucker did! It fixed the corruption on the petition and now I'm back.

Back to assault your brains with mind numbingly pointless crap.

Like this!



This is why I pretend I don't know shit about computers...

They can be well frustrating. Especially if people are asking you to fix theirs.



Alright, I'm done.