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The Death of Vlad.
00:06 Jun 13 2013
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A friend showed me something hilarious from a journal recently and I laughed so hard I nearly strangled a friends dog to death, the delusion and utter stupidity on this guy is so great that is it really is impossible (no matter how hard you try) to take him seriously in any way whatsoever. Dude can't even get a woman, instead just a little girl barely in her teens.

Anyway, I thought to myself why not sink a little lower to have some fun. So without further chatting....

Once upon a time stood a great coven, indestructible, a legend among covens.

A man named vlad with a microscopic penis decided to wage war...on his own like a frequent masturbater and after many, many and *sighs* many failed attempts at attacking other covens, he tried to attack the Malevolent Shadows.

The Coven leader, The God-King MordrakusxMortalitas saw vlad break his limp wrist trying to rip cloth to make torches and laughed, feeling sadistic and in a mood for humor, he gave the eunich vlad an opportunity to take the coven, he let all the guard members sleep and he left the doors opened.

The man with barely a penis took the chance but was thwarted by an invisible barrier known as common sense, unable to peirce the barrier, vlad cried, to make matters worse....he wet himself after being scared by a fly landing on him.

Mordrakus, feeling bored and disappointed decided to simply spit on vlad, being the tiny insect of a man he was, he was trapped in the phlegm and was going to drown but Mordrakus was sadistic and so wanted the eunich to live with his failure. He was exiled to a far away land where there were no children.

Vlad was sent to an asylum after continuing to have grand delusion of having an army, he stayed there until his death but before he died, there were rumors that the little bump that was his penis, was bitten off by a fellow patient who hated pedos.

Vlad died never having accomplished anything in his life, he lived a life of failure and his soul was condemned to suck jimmy saville's cock for all eternity in hell.

Malevolent Shadows continued to reign supreme and was never ever defeated, no other coven was defeated either as it turned out to be none other than a frequent delusion of an asylum inmate who has long since died....dickless.

The End >;P