Greetings talking monkeys, Now in this apparently difficult time, it is important to respect the lockdown and stay home, assuming you have any respect for your health and others of course. Also do not panic buy as not only are you being selfish by depriving others of food, you risk being killed by me if you take my steaks.
You should only leave your home to get the essentials for surviving.
Number one.
Alcohol.
Number two.
Drugs
Number Three
Prositutes.
That way you can die happy.
Seriously though, viruses need hosts to spread, the more you ignore the lockdown, the longer the pandemic lasts. So maybe instead of joyriding on buses, going to the beach and so on, you do as Samuel L Jackson says and stay the fuck at home.
I have witnessed outbreaks before, one of the common problems is that humans tend to become selfish, they hoard what they can and will even take off others. Apparently there has already been fighting over food. How easily the civil veneer falls when the chips are down.
What will kill first, the virus or starvation?
So kindly listen to common sense and Samuel L Jackon. Stay home unless you absolutely need to leave.
COMMENTS
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BloodRoseX
14:33 Apr 07 2020
Hehehe.
cleopatra22
17:37 Apr 07 2020
indeed
BloodRoseX
07:57 Apr 08 2020
Oh, how I have missed you, Mordrakus!
MordrakusxMortalitas
14:36 Apr 08 2020
Heh I have missed me too, eachtime I shoot myself I keep missing. lol
LORDMOGY
20:00 Apr 08 2020
MordrakusxMortalitas
11:44 Apr 10 2020
Just what I needed!