The Ultimate Vampire Resource and Directory

Oh dear...
23:22 Apr 23 2005
Times Read: 484

Life sucks here at home... maybe I AM the freak people tell me I am... maybe I'm not who I think I am... maybe this is all a horrible dream and I'm trying to wake up... or this is an allusion... oh that would be nice! gggrrrr.... I hate days like this and days when I can't think...

The past...
22:52 Apr 01 2005
Times Read: 489

This song reminds me how every thing seemed so much more easier when I was little!



Tim Mcgraw - Back When Lyrics

Don't you remember

The fizz in a pepper

Peanuts in a bottle

At ten, two and four

A fried bologna sandwich

With mayo and tomato

Sittin' round the table

Don't happen much anymore



We got too complicated

It's all way over-rated

I like the old and out-dated

Way of life



Back when a hoe was a hoe

Coke was a coke

And crack's what you were doing

When you were cracking jokes

Back when a screw was a screw

The wind was all that blew

And when you said I'm down with that

Well it meant you had the flu

I miss back when

I miss back when

I miss back when



I love my records

Black, shiny vinyl

Clicks and pops

And white noise

Man they sounded fine

I had my favorite stations

The ones that played them all

Country, soul and rock-and-roll

What happened to those times?



I'm readin' Street Slang For Dummies

Cause they put pop in my country

I want more for my money

The way it was back then



Back when a hoe was a hoe

Coke was a coke

And crack's what you were doing

When you were cracking jokes

Back when a screw was a screw

The wind was all that blew

And when you said I'm down with that

Well it meant you had the flu

I miss back when

I miss back when

I miss back when



Give me a flat top for strumming

I want the whole world to be humming

Just keep it coming

The way it was back then



Back when a hoe was a hoe

Coke was a coke

And crack's what you were doing

When you were cracking jokes

Back when a screw was a screw

The wind was all that blew

And when you said I'm down with that

Well it meant you had the flu

I miss back when

I miss back when

I miss back when

This fits a little too well in my opinion!
21:36 Apr 01 2005
Times Read: 491

Your clan is a dysfunctional one. That is because you are a Malkavian. Something is poisonous about this clan's blood that drives all those embraced to madness. However, in this madness, you tend to have great insight. Unfortunately, people just take it as senseless ramblings. In every family there is an insane one. You're it. What Vampire Clan Do You Belong To?

The Malkavians

At first glance, the members of Clan Malkavian do not appear to be a clan at all; they are chosen from all races, creeds and social strata. But Malkavians, regardless of mortal standing, bear one disturbing commonality: They are all quite mad. Whether from the clan's choice of victims, the circumstances of the Embrace, or some property in Malkavian blood itself, all Malkavians go insane shortly after the transformation (if they were not insane to begin with). Accordingly, many Malkavians find themselves pariahs, ostracized by a vampiric society fearful of their random urges and capricious whims. Wiser Kindred, however, prefer to keep the madmen close at hand: Behind the Malkavians' lunatic cackling and feverish rantings lie smatterings of insight, even wisdom.