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"Things don't go wrong and break your heart so you can become bitter and give up. They happen to break you down and build you up so you can be all that you were intended to be."

"When you make a mistake, don't look back at it long. Take the reason of the thing into your mind, and then look forward. Mistakes are lessons of wisdom. The past cannot be changed. The future is yet in your power."

(To the tune of 'The Hokey Pokey')







You put your right leg in, put your left leg out

Put your long pink hairy dangly wobbly bit here

and shake it all about

Do the Karma Sutra and turn me on

That's what it's all about



Do the Kama Sutra, Do the Kama Sutra

Do the Kama Sutra, That's what it's all about



Now roar like a lion, growl like a bear

Pant and breathe and huff and puff

but don't put it in there

Do the Tantric Rhythm and turn me on

That's what it's all about



Do the Tantric Rhythm, Do the Tantric Rhythm

Do the Tantric Rhythm, That's what it's all about



Now don't you dare ejaculate, it's time to hold it in

I know it's been six months now

But to let go is a sin

Do the Tao Lovers and turn me on

That's what it's all about



Do the Tao Lovers, Do the Tao Lovers

Do the Tao Lovers, That's what it's all about



You put it all in, you pull it all out

In out in out

Then scream and cry and shout

Then fall asleep on top of me that doesn't turn me on

He's got no clue what it's all about



Do the Aussie Quickie, Do the Aussie Quickie

Do the Aussie Quickie, He's got no clue what it's all about



Do the Kama Sutra, do the Tantric Rhythm, Do the Tao Lovers

That's what it's all about!

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I ask if I may kiss you.

You just smile; no answer is necessary.

My initial kiss is just a flirting of our lips.

My tongue lightly flicking -

Like I am asking, "Do you want me?"

The tip of my tongue runs all around your lips.

Touching every part,

Inside and out -

Over and over again.

Tickling you, tickle, tickle, goes my tongue.

Now I press my lips gently to yours.

Rubbing your lips back and forth against mine.

My kisses are hot and fast.

I cannot rest long in any one place.

I have such a need to go on.

I trail kisses of passion all over your face.

Then back to your mouth.

Our tongues dance together.

We are exploring.

I circle your tongue with the tip of mine.

You echo the pattern back to me.

I lick the sides, underside and the top.

You echo back.

I suck your lower lip.

You echo back.

We repeat, repeat, repeat.

The sensations are driving our emotions.

We are wild for each other.

You thrust your tongue in and out.

The movements are rhythmic and stabbing.

Simulating our love making during mating.

I ask again, do you want me?

I can tell that you do.

No words are necessary.