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Coming Up Normal

Nothing's wrong!
It's all in my head!
That's what all the doctors have said
Their scans show nothing
Though the blood is ill
Here you go darling,
Swallow this pill
Take this injection
While we try to see
if we can figure out what this is
You've got us all scratching our heads
It's too damned bad you cannot take NSAIDs
Steroids don't work?
That's too bad for you
More MRIs
Have a spinal tap or two
Finally the PET scan has gone through
Nothing comes up wrong
It all shows normal
It must be in your head
but the blood is ill
We will poke you and prod you
Until you are well
Throw drugs at you randomly
Till you give up, get better
Or die
Our lab rat
Our guinea pig
Such a good girl
Don't forget to lose some weight
Have a sugar free lollipop
And get your bloodwork done.


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Coming Up Normal

Nothing's wrong!
It's all in my head!
That's what all the doctors have said
Their scans show nothing
Though the blood is ill
Here you go darling,
Swallow this pill
Take this injection
While we try to see
if we can figure out what this is
You've got us all scratching our heads
It's too damned bad you cannot take NSAIDs
Steroids don't work?
That's too bad for you
More MRIs
Have a spinal tap or two
Finally the PET scan has gone through
Nothing comes up wrong
It all shows normal
It must be in your head
but the blood is ill
We will poke you and prod you
Until you are well
Throw drugs at you randomly
Till you give up, get better
Or die
Our lab rat
Our guinea pig
Such a good girl
Don't forget to lose some weight
Have a sugar free lollipop
And get your bloodwork done.


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Shoulder Mounted Laser Cat

Shoulder mounted laser cat
Eyes light with unholy fire
Gazing back and forth
Searching for something to fry

Pew pew pew
Targets get burned away
Pew pew pew
She can do this all day
Pew pew pew
Flicks her tail with delight
Mew mew mew
Chasing targets all the night.

Shoulder mounted laser cat
A purrfect weapon for any occasion
She goes with every outfit
And every destination.


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With Love to My Pseudo Husband

Thank you for being kind and patient to me
For being willing to try anything new
When I am insane, being my sanity
Showing infinite patience while my trust grew
We explore avenues of pleasure with glee
We find brand new boundaries to push through
Loving play giving each other pleasure
Mutual love and trust grow beyond measure

A decade together, we still talk for hours
Never a subject we shy away from
Seeking to know the others desires
Respecting from where the other’s viewpoint comes
Setting curiosity afire
I don't know what our future may become
I just know that I want you in my life
From me to you with love, your pseudo-wife.


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Poetry type: Ottava Rima

COMMENTS

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XSalistaX
15:39 Feb 05 2018

How incredibly sweet :)

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Misskittysnake
00:24 Feb 10 2018

Thank you very much. :)

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