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hey ive got blond hair blue

so which is it?





eyes that r bright

part rabbit?





hair usally up or down

well, duh!





white skin and wears jeans

Only jeans? All of the time?





i have freclies but not much

I'm assuming you mean freckles or is that some new breed of small dog? The dog would be cuter!





i love BOYS cute

um...o.k.?





i can see bits of the furture wouldnt lie

I think you just contradicted yourself in the same sentence.





not ever if u stalk me than i want u to tell me im not mean

What if we stalk you and tell you that you ARE mean?? What then?





but im pretty sweet any questions just ask

Don't tempt me. Then again, I dread what kind of answer I would get.

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Theban
14:03 Jun 25 2009

"i have freclies but not much"



Bless her!

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ThothLestat
14:21 Jun 25 2009

Spelling and punctuation are your friends, folks!

Don't fight them.

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I`m a girl and I`m not satanic



Well congrats on that







or from who believe in super natural or something like this



I think the answer is purple?









and just want to enjoy my time here If I did not enjoying my time I will delete this account I have my religion and I live my life with pride do not flirt with me only the closet friend of my friend can do



can do what? I did not enjoying my time too!







FUCK THE WORLD



If you're sure?











this is still under construction so be patient



I can't wait

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Theban
10:04 Jun 24 2009

So whose pro is this...

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would like to thank luther 4 bring me to this site.

no time 4 disloyalty or ppl who like 2 argue alot

an PLZ DON"T ADD ME WITHOUT MY PERMISSION OR I WILL F*CKING KILL YOU.

but plz feel free 2 chat any time if you wud like 2 know more just send me a msg cach ya later.........



It doesn't matter that I find several hundred of these each day; they all make me want to burn my eyes out with hot pokers.

It's not big and it's not clever.

And honestly, do you really think you'd actually murder someone for adding you to friends list without asking first? And more to the point, who would actually WANT to add you after that verbal diarrhea?

I can only hope that you are sterile and can produce no offspring..

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ThothLestat
13:16 Jun 19 2009

who is he?

I want to add him.

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Theban
10:04 Jun 24 2009

It's not big and it's not clever!! Hey I say that... ^^

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i have hazel eyes and strawbarryblond hair and its natruly currly and i have white skin i get cold really easy.in my jurnal i have some poems that r all mine o im bi and i love vampire movies my favs r twilight vane hellsing and skinewalkers my fave bands r paramore i luv luv luv them and mcr fob and meany more my fav person off twilight is jame i am a vamp.the 2 most importent people in the world to me rite now is Alex. jonathain.Alex is my everything and more .Jonathain is my clossest friend in the world i can talk to him about eneything. i am emo whats it to you you shouldnt judge me on what i am but one who i am you dont know me so unles you love me or know know me dont say shit or start shit you cant finish.Oh yah dont come asking me to hook up i have found my true love.

and if you dont like him or me then you can stey the fuck away from us. and if you like both of us good for you the more friends we have the better we are. ive ben thru alot in my life so if i seem a bit bitchy to you its not because im trying to is just that ive ben hurt so meany times over and over this time i refuse to let that happen to me.my family has ben there for me whaen i need them except my dad....My dad got involved in drugs...kids ill tell you this nowDONT DO DRUGS.....i have done them but i quit 2months ageo and with the help of jonathain and my mom and Alex of course. but i have hade help from my dad he has found christ and has become a better person. i am so proud of him.wow i can get carried away about talking about my dad cant i lol. well aneyway heres my page hope you like it. EMO LUV TO ALL WHO READS





I'm just speechless

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Theban
10:06 Jun 24 2009

Lol....kids are great, arn't they.....

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Ask me about me. I don't like talking about myself...



Well, this may sound like a stupid question but WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON A SOCIAL NETWORKING SITE THEN??????

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Leinth
12:55 Jun 18 2009

LMAO.....I was rating before and read that as well..... I was even going to make a journal entry....great minds obviously thing alike ;-)

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Theban
10:08 Jun 24 2009

Lol, interesting...why oh why!

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im not ur average teen

I'll bet you are



i have very good abilitys in seeing the future in dreams

Yet you lack the ability to spell. Did you see that in your future?



im white light

huh?



blue eyes which are deep blonde

That's some unusual eyes you have there.



medium hair lenght i adore and admire vampires and werewolfs and other dark creatures which i love so very much and im kinda tall for my age

And how does this relate to vampires and werewolves? Have you got confused again?





and very hyper at times but mostly quiet and dont mess with me i get angry easily at times and love reading horror and vampire books and romantic books wich some include vampires



Well if reading these books makes you angry, I suggest something more on your level. I hear "Spot the Dog" is a good read. I'm sure that will suit you!

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ThothLestat
13:05 Jun 18 2009

I fear a future where people like this can vote.

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MissEuropa
14:09 Jun 18 2009

I hate to have to be the one to inform you but...they CAN vote. That is, if they can hold a pen and make a mark without drooling over the paper too much.

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Theban
10:10 Jun 24 2009

drooling...lol...oh my.



I will have to change my profile before I end up in here as well lol

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6'1" black hair brown eyes live alone w/ my cat also have tattoos



Your cat has tattoos? That's a cool cat!





and getting more like scifi/horror movies/books like to go out at night to around w/the star/moon



And you have books that like to go out at night with the moon! What a crazy world you live in

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ThothLestat
17:43 Jun 17 2009

Sometimes, I wonder if people really think things out before their fingers hit the keyboard. I literally don't understand this person. I think their tattooed cat wrote that entry.

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I'm Kristinaaa,

I did have a profile on here before, but i sorta forgot ittttt.



Idk. ask me stufffff.





I'm going to get a really big stick and beat you to death with it. Then I'm going to revive you just so I can do it again. You burn my eyes and scar my brain cells. Stop it!!

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ThothLestat
13:22 Jun 16 2009

do you suppose they have some sort of nervous disorder?



I wonderrrrrrr.

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paxnor
15:29 Jun 17 2009

...i couldn't stop giggling...

:P

this place makes my day!

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Theban
10:11 Jun 24 2009

WTF...Ummmm

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My names Ana

Im 17

Im bi

Im a juggalette

I smoke

I drink

Mess with me i bite ur head off

Blood is a major turn on







Does this even warrant a comment?

i'm some what like my cuz that all i have to say





I repeat....."WHAT??"

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ThothLestat
15:26 Jun 15 2009

I want to give them a hug.

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Nedra
19:31 Jun 15 2009

See this is why we missed you........

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i hunt what is marked adn what i hunt is the unworthy

Capitalisation? Spell checking?







I am looking for someone that has been marked and i want it now. If u know of what i seek. Give it to me and u will be sparred.



Can I be sparred - oh, please??

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Theban
10:14 Jun 24 2009

Ahhh the spelling issue which has so many here peeved!



My spell check isn't very good and I make the odd slip up every now and then...



lik i not useing it know lol

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O.K. maybe not so much naming, but definitely shaming. This is the section where all the profiles that have cracked me up will be quoted, analysed and picked the hell through!