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We would go to my then wife's parents home for Thanksgiving and her mother always baked the most delicious pumpkin pies, this particular year she had made 4.

That Thanksgiving morning, hours before any of the family and guests would arrive, when it was just her and my wife's younger sister, Nan, I should add here Nan was a special needs child, she had Prader-Willi Syndrome, Nan could literally eat herself to death, Nan couldn't ever feel full...

When it was just her and Nan, my wife's mother took a minute and walked out to check the mailbox...Nan quickly locked all the doors and then proceeded to sit and eat all 4 of those pumpkin pies...

“Nan...unlock this door...~Bang bang bang~...Nan...NAN...~Bang bang bang~...UNLOCK THIS DOOR NAN...~Bang bang BANG~...NAN!