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I’m at work…I’m speaking with my forklift driver about a few tasks I need him to perform so I can continue being a blue chip employee…after a brief discussion and I’m satisfied he understands, I turn and then…a co-worker runs me over with a walk behind loaded down with a 2000lbs plus industrial battery…*snaps fingers*…just like that.

Alright…sure…it was more a side swipe with just my foot being run over, it wasn’t like I was a speed bump, but still, it was enough to get me swearing and limping in circles for a bit.

I know what you’re thinking…”OMG! Did your sole attractive left foot take damage?! Are both your feet now hopelessly deformed?!”…calm down! Just calm down!

No…thank God, it was my right foot, my bunion foot that took the hit, so no harm no foul! My left foot is still gorgeous! Yeah…I had the same thought…maybe that bunion got flattened during said mishap, but this didn’t happen as I found out in the locker room at the end of my shift…bunion intact!

I may have a broken toe…

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Dakotah
18:03 May 11 2017

Ouch.

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