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Flash back 24 hours…I’m at Walmart grocery shopping for the weekend, I know it’s going to be brutally cold and I won’t want to go out foraging in a Polar Vortex, so I have to purchase enough meals to see me through the aforementioned weekend.



I had my steak burgers and T-Bones and stood perusing side entrees, my favorite being Green Giant Broccoli and Cheese Steamers, so I snagged two of those. Oh wait…this is something I haven’t seen before…Green Giant Italian Herb Steamers that listed on the package, broccoli, white rice, carrots, black beans, wild rice & red bell peppers in an Italian herb sauce. My mind whispered…~That would look just like Szechuan Chicken if it also included chicken!~…my mouth watered, I wanted Szechuan Chicken…so…I snagged one package of Green Giant Italian Herb Steamers and went in search of chicken.



As fate would have it, a mere two freezer doors down I found T.G.I. Friday’s Boneless Chicken Bites with Honey BBQ Sauce. The Honey BBQ Sauce posed no threat, I simply wouldn’t use it and in it’s stead pour the Green Giant Italian Herb Steamer over the T.G.I Friday’s Boneless Chicken Bites, producing what I had hoped would be a homemade Szechuan Chicken…it looked right…know what I mean? In any event…



I made this not but an hour ago…it’s terrible…not even close to Szechuan Chicken. Feeling a little foolish, I thought perhaps I could save this…this…dish…so…here’s what I did…



I fished the Honey BBQ Sauce out of the trash…rinsed off the plastic packaging in the sink…microwaved 1 minute and then poured that over my failed homemade Szechuan Chicken…*shakes head*…nope…no…that made it worse.



I’m short one meal.

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dabbler
12:17 Feb 23 2014

I know it is way too late, but stay away from T.G.Is processed crap. I ate at the restaurant once.. ONCE!

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Me…”No.”

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