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I can't go to the bathroom until Du Haust goes off...



bladder infection it is...

I bet you can't keep your profile the name the same for 6 months. lol

I have 666 entries!!!!



Well, not any more...

Never go in dry, you may start a forest fire.

So what he didn't tell you about it...



That doesn't mean it didn't happen...

Conversations don't continue after 'lol' I wish some would understand that...



"Why did you stop talking?"



You responded to an eight sentence paragraph with 'lol'



That's why...

Sitting in front of the computer eating pretzels



Listening to Korn



Feeling not so miserable because it's noon and my countdown has begun...

I really just want to go home and play DDR until bedtime.

...should stop in and say hey...I kinda miss my bud. lol

This has been the longest day I have had in years...



That's probably why I am boredom eating,

I just leveled and had no idea. lol



Level 94 after 5 years...I'm making the effort. I promise.

I've been eating out of boredom again...

I don't often use it in situations that don't call for it.

...is one of my least favorite co-workers. I replaced her when she was bumped up to a position she has no business in.



Her claim to fame is that she screws her way to the top...but that's not the case this time. Unless she swings both ways for success which is fine in my book. Do what you do, I guess.



My issue is that she doesn't understand money, marketing or sales but loves to talk down miraculous money making ideas. I don't understand how she did my job before and was promoted to a glorified sales/event manager.



Scenario: We sell jewelry that is hand made by local artists using very expensive and sometimes rare materials. We received a necklace that was made with over $1,000 worth of diamonds. Because the jeweler has money falling out of her ass and makes this stuff for funsies she gave it to us to sell for $200. 20% of the original price. Beth says that no one will buy it for that price. It's too expensive. Let's bring the price to $75 or $50. Bitch are you nuts?! If anything we should jack up the price because they are hand set by some that loves this profession and make ourselves some money. You want to sell $1,000 worth of diamonds for same price as a TI-83 calculator. Cool beans. You're a dumb ass.

I am currently sitting at my desk drinking raspberry soda out of the two liter is was purchased in.



My boss comes out of his office and asks, "Why are drinking out the bottle? Why not get a glass?"



"Because I don't plan on sharing...and I live the life of a 15 year old boy. Eat. Drink. Fap. Be slightly attentive academically," I say.



My boss shouldn't ask me questions about my lifeforbidden. He'll get a smart ass answer.

I have 16 piercings...



When I hold babies they are confused by the many metal spokes I have peering out of my skin so they pull on them. Attempt to eat them. Succeed in eating them. Lick them. Steal them etc. They don't understand that when they do any of the above it hurts.A lot.



Well my boyfriend is similar in this case. When I am sleepy and/or don't feel like talking he'll yank one of my cartilage rings or pull on my lip rings.



"But you said they don't hurt..."



Yeah, they don't hurt when I'm getting them done but you pull on that shit with your man strength you are tearing them. Tearing them the same way I am going to tear your asshole if you continue with this nonsense.



I will not hesitate to pull out my barbed dildo...WILL.NOT.HESITATE.

I have been working out every day for 2 months now and my body is definitely doing well in response. My only problem is that I look like I'm holding my breath.



No more upper body work outs...not for a while.



But I would like to get to a point where I can rip a phone book in half without fanning the pages.

With this tongue ring I have realized I cannot eat pretzels...yeah I have had this tongue ring got roughly 5 years but I also haven't eaten pretzels in 5 years.



I should eat salty things more often..