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X out the Trouble.....
00:33 Jun 22 2006
Times Read: 623




X out the Trouble.....



I would love to point out a journal entry written by someone who apparently cannot handle getting rated anything less than a 9 or 10.



This is her journal entry:





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18:38:42 - Mar 30 2006

Times Read: 6



MaidenUnderworld





Rating: 1

Comment: Thank you kindly.

Date: 19:35:03 - Mar 30 2006





XXXXXXXX





Rating: 1

Comment: nice

Date: 19:26:20 - Mar 30 2006







If ignorance was bliss you'd both be orgasmic

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Well, Lovely isn't it...How I decided to give her a rate of 5. As soon as she noticed that, she came back to my profile and rated a 1.



....Let me point out, its a 2 way street. I rated her a 5 yes. She couldnt handle it so she decided to come back at me with a 1. Therefore I decided to return the favor. But a few moments later I realized...I'm not gonna go that low for the fact that there was some sort of "work" put into that profile, therefore it did not deserve a 1. So yeah I put it right back up to a 5. Then I got to thinkin....ahh hell... i guess it is worth it to give the poor thing a 1 anyways.







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In regaurds to her lovely little journal entry......







Well, surely, if ignorance is bliss then I'm orgasmic.......Ask my ole man, trust me, I'm sure he'll agree on the orgasmic part and disagree on the ignorance part. LOL





With that being said.......



Surely, Ignorance is something I do not account for.



**Orgasmic I may be,

But I proudly wallow in the knowledge of the fact that you will never be as orgasmic as me.**



hahahahah







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Let me get into what is ignorant.....



Someone who is an acolyte on this site. Acolytes are supposed to help people with things.

How is that possible that this particular acolyte can "supposedly" help others, but can make a decent mess out of their own profile.

How can they possibly have info on HTML coding and all that stuff in their journal for others to read, if they themselves cannot even use coding, resize an image, or make the links show up readable on their own profile.



Ignorance also shows in those that we call "RATING WHORES" on here.



Ignorance is a custom "stamp" that demands newcomers to add them on their friends list or stalk them.....

(when knowing damn good and well WHELPS can't freakin "stalk" anyone yet)



That right there is simply a desperate plea for popularity and attention. (which in my personal opinion...is far beyond undeserved)



So if Ignorance is bliss......



Then I may be orgasmic...(lmao)



but the Trouble of the situation is just simply ignorant....without the orgasmic touch. :)





This is a childish, self-absorbed, vain, ignorant little girl.........





xtroublex





Rating: 1

Comment: Cute background.

Date: 19:30:02 - Mar 30 2006

Stupid Question
00:26 Jun 22 2006
Times Read: 626

This has yet to be one of the dumbest questions I have recieved so far.....





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From: XXXXXX



15:19:38

Mar 13 2006



hi,do you know anything about skin whitening.





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and my reply to this was :



lol ummm no. All I can say is take a bath in a tub of bleach. hahaha

Quote It.
23:06 Jun 14 2006
Times Read: 644

Below is some examples of actual quotes from profiles (In White). Each is labeled under their rightful category (In Yellow), along with an extra little note (In Red) from.... ~yours truely~. Enjoy.

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Ego Trip Quotes:





***dont hate me because im beautiful



No, surely... I won't. I'll simply hate you for the ego trip you are on. hah





***im too weird to live but much too rare to die



in that case even a austrian crystal or cubic zirconia would be considered "rare" (oops did i say that out loud?!?)





***Quote: I love sucking!

***Pro Info : Im fucking hot and wanna fuck!



LOL Im sure the world doesn't need to know all about your lovely little "oral fixation" and your insatiable need to fuck as much as this portrays. Thanks, but NO THANKS.

In all seriousness, why even bother announcing to the world that your a total SLUT. As if we can't gather that enough by simply looking at your photo. hah.

*SLUT**SLUT**SLUT*

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Just Plain... WTF?!?! Quotes:







***Life is like sex,its all good till you get fucked in the eye



Sorry, but if Life is like sex how you describe it...I think I'd rather keel over at this very moment. I don't know which is worse...getting it anal, or getting it eyeball style. lol....whatever.







***if love is friendship on fire then your my big steaming pile babe.



Damn, I'd hate to see exactly what kind of "steaming pile" that would be, but none the less, Im sure its quite smelly. lol



***if i shall bite i shall bite with an everlasting plesure such a sexual sensation all craving for anyother will be lost



I would "like totally" comment on this if I could "like totally" understand it!



***I am the devil and I am here to do the devil's work.



Correct me if I'm wrong, but uhhh, if you claim to be the devil, wouldn't you be doing your own work. which should otherwise be stated "I am the devil, and I am here to do my own work" hahahaha

...what the fuck ever.



***To bite or not to bite, that is the question...



What is this.... Shakespear meets Dracula: Dead and Loving It?

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Please Take Another Spelling Class Quotes:





***im lokking for my next victim any intrests



***The only ppl i hate any one who breathes



***the night is so dark, beautiful amd mysteries i love it



***does it fell good living in a world of stupidity

I dunno, why dont you tell me. :)





All of these are:



Self Ex, ex plan, ex plan E, explan E Tory, self explanitory, explenetory,

self explanatory.





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Actual GOOD quotes:





***Dead Girls Dont Say No



***violence is a beautiful dance that only some understand



***Pause friend, as you pass me by. As you are now, so once was I.



***Some people are like slinkys not worth much but alot of fun to push down the stairs

haha this one makes me laugh and gives me a damn good mental image..

Hall Of Flamers.......
22:05 Jun 14 2006
Times Read: 651

The reason for this Hall of F "lame" rs ...

Is pretty much to kill my boredom, while providing knowledge of and about the ones who prove the lack of it.



:)





This will include ratings, messages, profile/portfolio info and even so much as "quotes".





*Note* This is for entertainment purposes only... Not that I completely hold this against the people mentioned here, just simply feel they deserve 15 seconds of fame in this newfound section. * End Note*







***Note 2 ***

Just so I can give credit where credit is due, All the inspiration for this journal section has been bestowed upon me, with all due thanks to Klown, for giving me a damn good reason to start this kind of journal. hahaha ***End Note 2***





Warning: Do Not try this with lack of sarcasm.

So unlikely.
18:41 Jun 14 2006
Times Read: 663




It is very unlike me to go and pick on whelps.

I usually don't do this. I know they are new, they need to learn the "ropes" so-to-speak,



and yadda yadda, on and on, blah blah blah.



But I absolutely cannot resist on this one.



The following is what I ran across while rating new members today...

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darklycanthrope

Whelp





Quote: i'm werewolf... I HATE VAMPIRES



Profile Info:

mean and instinctive to those that prey on the weak

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Now where should I so pitifully begin...



First off, if this person hates vampires, then why on earth would they even bother having a profile on a Vampire Site?



Secondly,



Anyone with any knowledge of this subject matter at all would know that



(minus the rare occasion Vamps and Lycanthropes do not mix well)



Most of the time, they get along just fine.

Without the "war" from the new hollywood released films--yeah u know which ones-- The Vampire and the Lycanthrope actually even have a mutual "familiar"..... The wolf. Which half-ass speaks alot for itself when I say that.

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*Looks down and shakes head*



Ohhh! For the sake of all gods..... won't sombody pleaseeeee snatch "The Underworld" movie away from this kid.

lmao...No Comment
18:32 Jun 14 2006
Times Read: 664




Wow what can I say.



I finally got lucky enough to run across yet another vr MORON who can't handle a low rating that they deserved. Go figure.



Honestly... I rated a 4 or 5. Wow...they get their premium and automatically come back and bomb my profile with a 1.



Goes to show just how ignorant they are.





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Klown





Rating: 1

Comment:

Date: 12:53:06 - Jun 12 2006





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On 21:01:29 Jun 12 2006 MaidenUnderworld wrote:



do you actually have a reason for bombing my profile?







On 21:02:18 Jun 12 2006 Klown wrote:



and u didnt to mine? lies saying that it was good yet i get a 4?



gee, I had no idea a 4 or 5 was BOMBING a profile. LOL





On 21:03:49 Jun 12 2006 MaidenUnderworld wrote:



and exactly how much work and time and effort did you put into your profile?



BTW when I rated this profile they were NOT a premium member...hence the low rating.





On 21:06:05 Jun 12 2006 Klown wrote:



i spent many hours on my profile, days even, looking for pictures, figuering out what i liked, wondering what new stuff i could put on it, and for what? u lieing and giving me a 4, dont trail out of this, im not changing ur score.



O.K. sure. Give me a million bucks then I might believe you. Either that or I'll just LIE to shut you up. :)



On 21:09:00 Jun 12 2006 MaidenUnderworld wrote:



i dont give a fuck if you dont change my score.



guess what compared to alot of other profiles on here you havent done shit on yours. You dont deserve more than a 4 or 5 as of right now. Did you really expect a 10 with your profile looking like a non-premium whelp's profile? negative. sorry it dont work that way.



well i returned the favor of a one. have a great day.







On 21:11:45 Jun 12 2006 Klown wrote:



ur so iggnorant its great, for one thing, this is my first day being and knoing that iw as premium, and thats whats other to judge, not u, and i hope u still get bothered by the one, i know u will, and if u send ur lil peeps on me, go for it, im not really a rate whore, :) u have a nice day



2 words for you...SPELL CHECK!..... either that or use a dictionary, dumbass.

LMFAO...now this shows who really is the IGNORANT one. I dont even have to say much about this for the ignorance to show. LOL





On 21:15:27 Jun 12 2006 MaidenUnderworld wrote:



first of all, I'm not the ignorant one. Nor am I a rating whore. I couldnt care less, I just at least expect an explination for bombings.

My people play no part in this. They wouldnt even bother with someone as childish as you





Klown



16:17:32

Jun 12 2006





im sure u do care, ur the one that came to me whineing abotu a rating, did i do that to u? so how am i childish if i dont make me the drama i jus get my lil revenge?i dont like liars:)



NOTE** My "peeps" would have much better things to do than entertain the likes of him.... for instance pick their nose, or scratch their ass. lmao.*



Damn... I ALMOST hated to burst this little fucktard's bubble, but owell. Nahhh, I take that back.





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Sadly enough, Its people like this that give a bad reputation to a HOUSE or COVEN on this site.